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April 9th, 2004


Got to work. Drank coffee.
Made phone calls. People don’t answer phones.
Got a little mad.
Sat around, played on internet.
Made more phone calls. People still not answering.
Send harrassing emails to husband.
Check email.
Check email.
Check email.
Call husband to ask why he doesn’t send emails. Demand answers.
Get email from husband.
Make phone calls. Guess what? Nobody is there.
Get bored, go to Barnes and Noble.
Read magazines.
Come back to work. People have called.
Delete message on accident.
Call Mom.
Check email.
Check email.
Why doesn’t my husband email back?
Get email from husband.
Make calls. Leave messages. Get replies.
Accidentally say “shit” on phone. Actually, it’s not an accident. I just felt like saying shit.
Get guy from Nordstroms on phone. He wants all my contact info to send me PR stuff. Play along so I can get what I want out of him.
Insult co-worker to Nordstrom guy saying “Yeah, she writes about fashion but she also has stains on her clothes.”
Tell Nordstrom guy I’m sorry I’m so snarky.
Check email while on phone with Nordstrom guy.
Send out incoherent email to husband while on phone.
Start to sound like Nick from The Apprentice while on phone with Nordstrom guy.
Get off phone. Decide I want cookies instead of going swimming.
Get bunches of emails. Monday is now full in my work calander.
Be proud about Monday, look at rest of week. It’s still empty and boring.
Email husband.
Go pee. Note weird smell in bathroom.
Leave work.


  1. Pauly D wrote,

    The best part about that post was using the phrase “Nordstrom guy” and “snarky” in the same line.

    Keep up the good work!

    Comment on 4/9/2004 @ 7:16 pm

  2. David wrote,

    The best part of the post is how it was written in Hemmingway style….

    Comment on 4/9/2004 @ 9:48 pm

  3. Russell Tanton wrote,

    “Get guy from Nordstroms on phone. He wants all my contact info to send me PR stuff. Play along so I can get what I want out of him.”

    Huh huh. Free stuff is cool.

    Comment on 4/10/2004 @ 12:37 am

  4. Auty wrote,

    Your day and most of my days are not that dissimilar. Here, I’ll do a lazy pregnancy forum thing - dissimilar (sp).

    Anyhow, I sent my husband and email a couple days ago (we worked different hours so, you know) asking him how he was and if there was anything I can do in this final month of pregnancy to help him out, make his life a little easier/more enjoyable.

    He never replied so I guess that means he’s all set? hehe

    Comment on 4/10/2004 @ 6:56 am

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