Consumerism at its best!

December 18th, 2005

For Immediate Release:

Contact: Sarcastic Journalist, PR Yo Mama Games.

So long Barbie and GI Joe! The hottest Christmas items this year are getting real. Fueled by the popular “reality TV” craze of the past few years, Yo Mama Games is unveiling a new line of games just in time for the “Holiday” season!

For the cousin that has too many “Baby Mamas” in his life…Vasectomy, the game! Snip too close and you’ll see the ghost!

Has Grandma still not figured out what makes Cousin Lou so “different?” How about Guess Who…is gay? Children of all ages will love figuring out if Uncle Bob really should join the seminary after all these years.

So, Mom has a problem? A drinking problem? Nothing says “Get help or get out” quite like Intervention, the game! The winner of this exciting game gets an all-expenses paid trip to…REHAB!

Hurry now! Quantities are limited!

14 Comments

  1. Dawn wrote,

    I’d like to see the “Bratz Blow Job Kit”
    I suspect it is on a shelf somewhere

    Comment on 12/18/2005 @ 6:26 pm

  2. Eulallia wrote,

    Shouldn’t you be spending this nesting energy knitting or something?

    Comment on 12/18/2005 @ 8:09 pm

  3. Melanhead wrote,

    Don’t forget Hasbro/Milton Bradley’s new STD Cooties game. You add gonorrea, syph, and herpes to the cooties body in place of legs, tongue, and antennae.

    Comment on 12/18/2005 @ 9:41 pm

  4. clickmom wrote,

    If I get the game Vasectomy for the husband do you think it’ll make the thought of a real one bearable? Cause I just thought of the perfect gift he could get for me this holiday season. heh heh heh

    Comment on 12/18/2005 @ 11:10 pm

  5. wordgirl wrote,

    What about the Mental Illness version of “Outburst!” where everyone has to shout out the name of the illness being described. Bi-Polar! Sociopath! Schzoid! Republican!

    Comment on 12/19/2005 @ 1:17 am

  6. mrsmogul wrote,

    I could have used the game INTERVENTION! Now you tell me! LOL
    Oh well, Vasectomy, I don;t want as a gift!

    Comment on 12/19/2005 @ 4:38 am

  7. paula wrote,

    Sj, I think you could have a second career as a game inventor. Funny stuff!

    Comment on 12/19/2005 @ 8:28 am

  8. Corrie wrote,

    Since I am a scrooge and have yet to buy gifts for various family members, may I order a Vasectomy game for my husband and his brothers? Oh, and an Intervention game for some other unmentionable people? Please!

    Comment on 12/19/2005 @ 8:53 am

  9. Mir wrote,

    Don’t forget that old-time favorite… the Game of Strife, where the winner is the one who navigates the holidays without killing any of their relatives or driving off the road drunk after a family gathering! Drive your car around the board, collecting self-help tapes and therapy sessions as you go.

    Comment on 12/19/2005 @ 9:08 am

  10. Karen Rani wrote,

    Milton Bradley should so, like, hire you. You’d be stellar!

    Comment on 12/19/2005 @ 11:01 am

  11. coolbeans wrote,

    Guess Who is one of my favorite games. I would totally dig a Guess Who’s Gay game. YES! Makey me one!

    Comment on 12/19/2005 @ 2:11 pm

  12. Laura wrote,

    Yeah…where can I buy that Intervention game??? Oh well! Too late! I already kicked that little blue peg out of my game of Strife car.

    Comment on 12/19/2005 @ 2:13 pm

  13. John wrote,

    The hit follow up game to Guess Who…Is Gay? is out, and it’s Clue. Just put your own name in as the Gay, and when someone figures it out…it’s cousin john…in the bedroom…with…his roommate?! What? I don’t under….ooooooh.

    Comment on 12/19/2005 @ 3:38 pm

  14. NWR wrote,

    you are to flippen funny.
    Nancy

    Comment on 12/19/2005 @ 7:09 pm

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