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The Biotch is Back

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005

I’ve never been one to do well with roommates. I’m not sure why. I think, most likely, it is a difference in personalities. I learned throughout college to deal a bit better and actually play nice with my roommates instead of having a friend call up and leave voice mails that said “This is Satan” […]

This isn’t a post. Just a few little thoughts.

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005

Free internet? Waterfront property? Dude, sign me up.
Is it bad that while watching the finale of “The Biggest Loser” on NBC last night, that I went and ate a bunch of ice cream?
Is it even worse that I wanted to send in a picture of my pregnancy belly and say that I can’t figure out […]

Give me some of your tots.

Tuesday, November 29th, 2005

There’s a family out there, you might have heard of them, they are called The Duggars. They’re the people with 16 kids and they have no plans of stopping any time soon.
I could sit here and argue about population control or the fact that the children just seem to be one of the herd, or […]

Second Verse Same as the First

Monday, November 28th, 2005

Since I’m a know-it-all and you really don’t get to know much during parenting and pregnancy, I like to chuckle at first time parents. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a first time parent myself, at least for awhile, but it is the whole First Pregnancy Thing that gets to me.
The belly, the creation of life! […]

Gaydar

Friday, November 25th, 2005

I think I’ve mentioned before that I come from a long line of Very Conservative People. I’ll admit it, I used to be one of those people too, that is, before I grew up and got a brain and decided to make decisions for myself.
Now? I have opinions for everyone!
I had a friend once, a […]

Turkeys

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2005

The flight brought to you by Continental.
The drinks brought to you by Coca-Cola.
The two in-flight poops brought to you by my child’s anus.
Thanksgivingish pictures are being uploaded at Flickr.

The Stakes are High and I Might Just Eat One

Monday, November 21st, 2005

It is becoming a bi-yearly installment on this site for me to talk about flying out-of-state with my child and just how much I’m dreading flying with her. I mean, blah blah blah, she screams and doesn’t sit still and people give us nasty looks and I mentally judge them and think how horrible people […]

A dedicatin’ we will go

Sunday, November 20th, 2005

I found out on Friday afternoon that we were supposed to attend a dinner at church for our child’s baby dedication. I signed up for the dedication about a month or so ago, via phone, during those precious few moments when my child is not causing me or anyone else bodily harm.
I knew something of […]

Get a life

Friday, November 18th, 2005

I have watched “South Park” for quite some time. Now that I have a kid and stuff, I don’t watch it as often as I used to, most likely because I forget.
But what’s the deal with everyone making a big wahoo because they make fun of Tom Cruise?
Oh my gosh! We can’t make fun […]

Another reason to use birth control.

Thursday, November 17th, 2005

A day in the life of a pregnant SAHM of a 16-month-old.
8:13 am: Awake to sounds of “mama” filled with babbling.
8:14 am: Drag overly alert child to living room, place in port-a-crib with bottle, turn on that Blasted Barney, and head back to bed.
8:40 am: She’s had enough of Caillou and screams. I enter living […]

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