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The Truth About Cats and Dogs

Saturday, July 30th, 2005

There’s a very large difference between men and women and no, I’m not talking about the whole penis versus vagina issue. I mean, hello, is that even an issue? Everyone knows about Power To The Vaginas. Men are just jealous.
Anyway, I’m talking about the ability to turn something very small into something very large. (Ha, […]

U R Not Alone

Friday, July 29th, 2005

If there’s anything about me that I could get The Hubs to vouch on, it is that I’m not too big on certain types of attention. It is one thing if I stand up in front of a group and am choosing to act funny, another when the attention comes from somewhere totally different.
Thank you […]

Truth

Thursday, July 28th, 2005

I’m not completely honest with you, Internet. I’m not completely honest with anyone, including myself. I find this odd, because I’m really big on honesty.
Before I continue on, I will be writing this in stages and hitting “publish” because I do not know how long it will take me to write this and I do […]

Fuh-saaad

Wednesday, July 27th, 2005

I know that some bloggers take a long time thinking about their “online personality.” I can’t exactly say I put a lot of thought into this site when I started it. Really, I was like “Hmm, I should do one of those blog thingies! Wouldn’t that be FUN?”
I’m pretty sure that the first “blog” I […]

A Million Thanks

Wednesday, July 27th, 2005

I want to send the BIGGEST THANK YOU to Stace at Non Prom Queen. She is awesome and so helpful and friendly, not to mention HOTT.
Go and check out My old friend, Curly Girl. I designed the header, Stace installed (and upgraded!) the rest.
Thank you, Stace!

HELP

Wednesday, July 27th, 2005

I need help fixing a friend’s blog. It is on my domain and um, I messed it up. Anyone familiar with WP?
Okay, I need help updating from the older WP to the Newer one. ANyone? Anyone?
I can’t offer much but uh, linkage and my undying gratitude. You know, because I kind of really messed it […]

The Rock is the Hard Place

Wednesday, July 27th, 2005

As I was sitting in the “waiting area” of my therapist’s office today, I decided I wanted to write about watching the other people who are there before or after me and how I secretly think “Crazy!”
Ha!
Without going into too much detail regarding my therapist, I realized that our convo today left her a […]

No one told you there’d be days like this

Tuesday, July 26th, 2005

Her clothes are wet and covered in the goop of dried sweet potatoes. You thought about changing them, but that means she’d probably scream. Again. You’re tired of the screaming.
You can’t figure out what, exactly, is taking up residence in her hair, especially since you carefully bathed her in the sink yesterday.
She won’t let you […]

I put the alpha in the alpha bits

Tuesday, July 26th, 2005

It seems that no matter what we do, we just can’t be right. “They” say you need to be an uber parent. (Thanks to Julie for the link.)
Can’t just be a “soccer mom.” Nope, you’ve gotta be the Alpha Mom. You can’t let your kid join every activity. Now you have to give in every […]

I Left On a Jet Plane

Monday, July 25th, 2005

The drive from Houston to Tulsa takes about eight hours. That is, it takes eight hours if you don’t stop at every Dairy Queen or Arby’s you see in the meantime. The trip (by airplane) from Tulsa back to Houston (from doorstep to doorstep) is five hours.
Yesterday, during our flight back, all I kept thinking […]

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