Archive for June, 2005

You’ll figure it out

Thursday, June 30th, 2005

So yeah, the kiddo is going off and she has to have a schedule. So, I try and write her one but uh, I’m not very good at it.
Look! I try to be anal! Watch it fail miserably as I start writing “blah blah blah” instead of actual notes on how to care for my […]

OMG! Road Trip!!!

Thursday, June 30th, 2005

When I first brought Ellie home from the hospital, the only thing I wanted to do was hold her. Forget showering, eating or cleaning up the house, if I couldn’t do it with a wee one in my arms, it didn’t need to be done.
I remember one time holding Ellie in my lap on a […]

Weight Watcher

Wednesday, June 29th, 2005

Sometimes, I pick up my 24ish pound 11-month old and say “Woah, Chunk!”
Chunky babies are cute. You can snuggle them and grab their little thighs and say “Aww, I love chunky babies.” Note I said babies. Seeing as July 12th will mark the day my child becomes a “toddler” (lets not get into […]

Boring update

Wednesday, June 29th, 2005

There’s something wrong with my site’s server. So, if you come and the site looks all funky, it will be okay. Also my email is not working at all so I can’t answer any emails or comments because my email says “no messages.”
I’m in email withdrawl.
Also, the best line from a commercial ever: “Hey let’s […]

Hormonally Challenged

Tuesday, June 28th, 2005

I’m not exactly the most level headed person. I totally expect to become that Mom who kicks the kid’s butt on the playground after he trips my child and makes her fall. I’ll throw lemonade in the PTA President’s face and then I’ll laugh about it on the ‘net.
Actually, in person, in the real world, […]

Hot Topic

Tuesday, June 28th, 2005

What happened on here yesterday surprised me. I know, you think I shouldn’t be surprised, but the arguments that people get into over “hot topics” always leaves me scratching my head.
There are some pregnancy message boards where people post “hot topics” such as breast or bottle, cloth or disposable, snip or don’t.
To me, these aren’t […]

Moving on…

Monday, June 27th, 2005

I am so glad that nobody has an opinion on the old snippage of the weiner. Whew. THAT went over well. Before I continue on, NOBODY is making any decisions for me. I merely wanted to see who is snipping and who isn’t as I don’t know anyone with babies.
And, you know, those ladies at […]

Two Snips or Not Two Snips. This is a Question.

Saturday, June 25th, 2005

I’ve had many people ask me what I think this baby will “be.” As in weiner or cooter. Innie or outie. It’s one of the fun parts of getting pregnant, along with buying “maternity underwear,” getting to guess the gender sex of the child.
I try to explain to people that I have this “sense” about […]

The Nosy Threesome

Friday, June 24th, 2005

There’s a TV show called What Not to Wear where the hosts grab a badly dressed person and shows her, thanks to a room full of mirrors, that she is dressed in a very bad way. One recent commercial had a lady saying “I wonder what everyone thought of me when I was dressed like […]


Thursday, June 23rd, 2005

Hey, did you know I have a stick up my ass? Turns out, according to the internet, I do!
What’s up your ass?
PS: I Google Imaged “Stick up Ass” and found this. Funny.

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