Archive for April, 2005

Jaws on the floor

Friday, April 29th, 2005

Okay. I had to post this. I am in SHOCK. Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise ARE DATING.
Back to your regularly scheduled blogging.

Mere Christianity

Friday, April 29th, 2005

I was talking to a very wonderful blogger yesterday and we were discussing how people seem to think they know you from what you write on the internet. I’m sure I am guilty of this crime as well. You read someone’s thoughts every day, read about their struggles and form your own opinion on this […]

To Catch A Thief

Wednesday, April 27th, 2005

The first rule of Depression Club is that you don’t talk about Depression Club.
The second rule of Depression Club: When you have Depression Club meeting time, it is good to go to Borders.
The Sarcastic Journalist gets depressed and goes to Borders Bookstore. Hilarity does not ensue, although a crime does.
So today, hoping to stop the […]


Wednesday, April 27th, 2005

Just because I don’t like making plans and having no one show and I’m not a fan of getting stood up, Please let me know if you are planning on coming to the House of Pies this Saturday at 3pm to play with me and whoever else shows up.
I’m opening up comments for this one […]

The Vagina Plight of Womankind

Tuesday, April 26th, 2005

Somewhere today, in between the cramping and the crawling and the sweeping the baby mouth for objects that do not belong there (For those of you keeping track, today we had tape, a stem, a leaf, some carpet fiber and waxy rutabaga skin) I thought to myself how tired I was.
Sure, last night’s Teething Hell […]

Reasonably Unreasonable

Tuesday, April 26th, 2005

I think the fun part of being a woman is coming up with unreasonable expectations for yourself. When I was younger, I read a book about puberty and growing up that told me that I should be able to put my hands around my waist and have my fingers touch.
Just so you realize, I can […]

This Shirt Doesn’t Suck

Monday, April 25th, 2005

When you put your writings on the Internet, a lot of crazy things can happen. Certain family members can find you. They might send you questionable emails threatening to tell Mom and Dad. Sometimes these people harrass you upon reading your site.
Other times the ladies at the Preschool or the Moms Club may […]

History’s Mystery

Monday, April 25th, 2005

Every couple of months or so, I have to bring Miss E to the doctor so they can do her “well baby” checkup. For me, this means dressing and undressing my child and trying to change her diaper with the mobility of a stealth bomber while hoping she doesn’t fall off the exam table or […]

When hearts get broken, its real tears that fall

Saturday, April 23rd, 2005

Today, as we were driving home from a picnic in the park, I saw some types of bugs flying around. I didn’t know what they were until my husband informed me that they were, in fact, termites. Let’s just say I was less than thrilled with the fact that I was surrounded by flying termites.
We […]

2 minutes, 2 days, 2 weeks

Wednesday, April 20th, 2005

This is not a goodbye. This is just to say that I need to figure a couple of things out before I continue on with this. I may be gone for two minutes, two days or two weeks, but I’ve got to step back for a second.
I’ll be back soon.

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