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Luck of the draw

Thursday, March 31st, 2005

When it comes to my health, I am the Queen of all Weird Symptoms. If something odd that cannot be explained will happen, it will probably happen to me.
Back in 2000, I went on a mission trip to Kazkhastan. While there, I developed agonizing tendonitis in my right foot. But, that wasn’t the weird thing: […]

Jewish is as Jewish Does

Wednesday, March 30th, 2005

It turns out that when I have a glass of something to drink that I can become what my husband likes to call “a pest.”
A pest does the “running man” in the brownie isle of the grocery store. A pest plays blow on the baby’s belly instead of walking around with the grocery cart. It […]

Six degrees…

Wednesday, March 30th, 2005

This weekend I went to this person’s house where there were several other people sitting around the table, talking. Anyway, there was this guy there and he told me something very interesting.
His friend worked at one of the hotels here in town. Recently, the friend was going through their cancelled orders for some reason, […]

Same, but different

Wednesday, March 30th, 2005

Before I met The Hubs, I wondered to myself what love would be like. I imagined it as a form of the love I had for my parents: This never ending love that you feel for someone, even if they do something bad that hurts you and makes you cry.
Once I met him, in […]

It’s the end of the world as we know it!

Tuesday, March 29th, 2005

It seems as if Ellie has discovered food. Not just the food we put on her high chair, but the food that goes into our mouths. The Hubs recently told me that she screams every morning when he eats his breakfast. No matter what he does, the screams and pestering will persist until he gives […]

Not trying to be cryptic…

Tuesday, March 29th, 2005

Hey…if you can help out Jay in any way, please do. As a parent myself, I can only imagine what he is going through. Visit his site for more info.

Vagina Power

Tuesday, March 29th, 2005

I have a feeling that one day, Ellie is going to get in trouble for saying “Power to the vaginas” while at school. You see, I speak of the Vagina Power often. While changing her diaper. While talking to daddy. While sitting around on the living room floor, playing.
Power to the vaginas! The vaginas shall […]

Blog Valley Junior High

Monday, March 28th, 2005

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it a million times. The internet is like junior high. I’d say “high school” except I really didn’t come in contact with as stupid people then as I do now on the internet. The maturity level that I see on the internet is pretty much what I saw […]

Road trip!

Monday, March 28th, 2005

This weekend, before we went to The House of Pies, we made the trek down into Houston to go to a museum. Not just any museum, but a Contemporary Arts Museum, which meant that people could poop on a piece of paper and call it “art.”
Unfortunately for me, there was no poop on paper, but […]

Roses really smell like poo poo poo

Saturday, March 26th, 2005

Dear Ellie,
In case you ever try to tell me that your “shit don’t stink,” I can officially say “Yes. It does.” I guess that teaches me to give you refried beans at a Mexican restaurant.
You are bidding on a Stich doll that may or may not be haunted.

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