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That’s one cushy tushy

Thursday, December 30th, 2004

My husband got some underwear for Christmas. The dude will seriously wear the things until the waistband has fallen off and he holds them up with his hands. And then he’ll get rid of them ONLY when I demand that he do so.
Hi, honey! I’m outing you!
Anyway, it turns out, according to the package, that […]

Support the rape? Stop the troops?

Thursday, December 30th, 2004

I remember, when I lived in NC, that a stop sign by my house had the words “Stop Rape” spraypainted on it. And I always felt that sign to be a little odd, as if people are going around spraypainting “Start Rape” on signs.
I think, as a whole, that most people are against rape. It […]

You don’t have to tell me…

Wednesday, December 29th, 2004

My baby is a cool baby. Read about it HERE.

Pathetic

Wednesday, December 29th, 2004

I’m wasting my precious battery. Wasting. Wasting.
Last night, I cried. I cried and cried and I couldn’t stop crying. My “inner critic” came out and I listened to her. She told me I was fat. That if they had a new TV show called “pathetic housewives,” they’d follow me around.
That was the word I used […]

BFF Forever!

Tuesday, December 28th, 2004

Attention internet: The battery cord on my laptop just broke. This is the only computer on which we have internet access. If you don’t see me for a few days, you know why.
So, please, talk amongst yourselves. And don’t forget me, okay?

Real job…my ass

Tuesday, December 28th, 2004

Oh no….poor poor me. Someone who is unable to leave a real name or email decides I need to get a real job to pay my bills.
What the fuck was I thinking, not getting a “real job?”
Hey, D, have you ever thought that if I go and get my “real job” that I would be […]

A Wave of Donations

Tuesday, December 28th, 2004

If THIS is true….well, I can hardly fathom it. I haven’t said much about this because obviously, we all know how horrific it is. How HORRIBLE. I can’t even grip my mind around the concept of 60K dead people.
BUT, that being said, this article annoys me. Yeah…we could probably give more, but well, I’m not […]

Christmas Recap

Monday, December 27th, 2004

Christmas is over…yours truly is getting fat…
It is over. And honestly? I’m a little sad about it. Why? Well, you’d be sad to if you married into a family that knows how to celebrate Christmas. Or at least knows how to give good gifts.
But before I get into what I got, I must give you […]

Mmmmm….wrapping paper.

Saturday, December 25th, 2004

Merry Christmas!

May all your Christmas wishes come true.

Of course. Isn’t how it goes?

Saturday, December 25th, 2004

SNOW in Houston. And I missed it.
There is an info box on this story that shows just how rare it is to snow in Houston. This is the equivalent of Des Moines, Iowa getting a hurricane.
And I missed it.

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