Archive for October, 2004

SJ talks to a politics pusher, hilarity ensues….

Sunday, October 31st, 2004

Growing up in Texas, I never experienced a political ad for the President. One time, we were watching a commercial and it said “I am Jared and I approve this commercial.” I was confused as to why everyone on these ads were saying that. WHY?

So imagine my delightment when […]

Great! I forgot to get her a costume!

Saturday, October 30th, 2004

I’m still on vacation but my husband was looking at This this morning (stolen from Captain Rusty.)
My favorite? Nancy Reagan. We could probably borrow a casket from my Dad for free, too.

Won’t you play with my dingaling?

Thursday, October 28th, 2004

Okie dokie! Sine I will be MIA until Monday, we will have class participation time again. What do you call your genitals and what will/do/might you call the genitals of your child?
My answer: Cooter for me. Girl bits for Ellie.

Please excuse my “S” button as it isn’t working…

Thursday, October 28th, 2004

No one ever said it would be easy to be a parent.

In case you don’t know, I’m not a big fan of the “cry it out” method. I don’t like it when Ellie cries, something my “therapist” insists that I have to get over. I’ll rock and swing and cuddle and hold and walk and […]

Vote or use a pink toothbrush!

Thursday, October 28th, 2004

My poor husband must think that it is my job to torture him.

Besides buying him a pink toothbrush because “it is funny,” I tend to do many things that would annoy the average person. Sometimes, especially before I started on the meds, I’d call him up at work.
But instead of saying “Hi, honey, I’m […]

One hell of a dipstick…

Wednesday, October 27th, 2004

I was reading Mimi Smartypants and she was talking about the “Casual Encounters” section of Craigslist and how people post pictures of their penises. Or weiners, as I like to call them.
It’s true! People really do this! And just to show you, I found one for you. Let me just say this: I am very […]

It’s oh so quiet.

Wednesday, October 27th, 2004

If you would have told me a year ago today how things would be now, I would have laughed. One year ago Saturday, I found out I was pregnant with Elliebear. I was so upset. I couldn’t imagine how I could have a life with a baby.
But not now. Now I’m so happy.
And so is […]

Class participation time!!!

Tuesday, October 26th, 2004

What do you think is the reason why Ellie is so happy?


Tuesday, October 26th, 2004

So The View (TV show) is in Dallas this week. As in Dallas, Texas. Let me tell you, I’m getting a little annoyed at how they keep portraying Texas. Cowboys, cowboy boots and cows. Oh, and excess! Excessivly furry outfits and who knows what else.

I’m not sure what Texas they are visiting but it is […]

Small, small world!

Monday, October 25th, 2004

So I had a nice new reader send me an email last week, saying many nice things to Yours Truly. So I email back as I try to do when my baby isn’t crapping her pants at the exact moment I read the email, and I find out she lives where my Dad lives.
And she […]

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