Archive for August, 2004

The strong eye of the law…

Tuesday, August 31st, 2004

If you’d like to carve out a loved one’s eyes and then serve on Jury Duty, well COME TO TEXAS!!!
I have a feeling his fellow jury people probably thought twice before disagreeing with him.

Good deal, if you can understand what they’re saying

Tuesday, August 31st, 2004

If I lived in New Jersey, which I can’t say I’d like to, and I spent lots of money on new cars….well….I’d go buy me a Nissan and get one for free.

Just so you know…

Monday, August 30th, 2004

In case you haven’t wasted enough time here already, or if you find my sometimes painfully short posts to be detrimental to your health, there is now another option for you.

Nouvel, my “other” blog for longer works of writing is now up. Thanks to Linda at Auterrific for nominating me.
This blog will contain many […]

And the Bushie goes to….

Monday, August 30th, 2004

Woo hoo! My rich ol’ daddy is running for President! Put me on the VMAs!

Why, why why why why why were the Kerry and Bush daughters on the VMAs? They are not in videos. They are not in music. And last time I checked, they are not awards, either.
“Look, Florida! We LOVE you, like […]

We do not choose them as they choose us

Monday, August 30th, 2004

I would sit there, as a teenager, pen in hand and draw pictures of my high school friends, depicting them as I imagined they would be as adults. Acting as Cinderella at Walt Disney World. Professional runner. Incrediably rich doctor’s wife.

However, six years after we graduated from high school and went our respective ways, I […]

I know what I want for Christmas…

Friday, August 27th, 2004

Would someone please explain to me exactly how this toy got made???

Seriously, a toy depecting the September 11 attacks on the US??? What in the hell? Huh?
Whose grand idea was it to make these? I mean, hello, someone had to come up with this idea and then probably have some type of meeting where other […]

I can’t stop posting pictures

Thursday, August 26th, 2004

I like big butts and I cannot lie…

Sleepppppppp……Glorious sleep!

The smiles!!! Let me tell you about the smiles!

We so love each other. Seriously. We’re TOTALLY best friends.

I TOLD you my boobs were big. This is what happens when big ones get even bigger!

Just ignore me….

Thursday, August 26th, 2004

I want to be on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Just so you know.

Rose colored glasses make it difficult to drive at night.

Thursday, August 26th, 2004

My husband says I look through Rose Colored Glasses. Actually, he said it in relation to why I think it would be cool to live in NYC. Otherwise, I definately don’t have rose colored glasses.
Except when it comes to going out.

We went to the Houston Zoo this weekend, a place our friend Chris described as […]

I’m leaving on a jet plane…

Wednesday, August 25th, 2004

I read on IMDB.com that Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt are adopting a baby. Don’t feel like posting the link because, well, I only have a few minutes here. Bleh. Anyway, so the article says they plan on “raising the child in Europe because it is a great place to raise a child” blah blah.

Now, […]

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