Archive for July, 2004

Gotta question

Friday, July 30th, 2004

I know, I know, this is a weird question, but I’m needing help for a story I’m THINKING about writing. I came up with this idea in my head last night and it is a good one. However, I don’t have the car seat base with me so I can’t go to the library.
So….could you […]

Me fail English? Unpossible!

Friday, July 30th, 2004

Okay, I’ve heard rumors that I doesn’t talk good grammar (yes, I spelled it correctly) on here, but that’s because I can do whatever the Hell I feel like doing.
This is my blog. If I want to write in ebonics, well, damnit, I will.
But when I see grammatical blunders on ads and signs…man, that just […]

What has become of my life?

Friday, July 30th, 2004

“Please don’t wake up Ellie, because Mamma needs to take a dump.”

I wanna be…

Friday, July 30th, 2004

I have a confession to make.

Every time the Olympics come around, I wish I were an Olympic athlete. Yes. Yes, your friend, The Sarcastic Journalist, watches the swimming events and wishes to become one of the large shouldered, nicely tanned, chlorinated haired swimmers. Never mind I couldn’t do an underwater turn for the life of […]

Inquiring minds need to know….

Thursday, July 29th, 2004

I have a theory about McDonalds commericials. Okie dokie. Back in NC, the city I lived in was largly a certain ethnicity which is not white. Actually, the opposite of white.
Anyway, all the commericials there for Mickey Ds were very “ethnic,” like, “Yo homey, grab your hos and come to McDonalds for some chicken McNuggets […]

Seacrest out!

Wednesday, July 28th, 2004

Is it a surprise that on air with ryan seacrest is being cancelled???
I mean, I think the purpose was to have cool people on the show. However, when you have people who were cool in the seventies on there as the guest….you just knew something was wrong.
I can’t even remember the last time I saw […]

Da boob, da boob, da boob, da boob….

Wednesday, July 28th, 2004

Good Lawd, I need to stop writing about Dooce. This girl is like the Utah version of me and I’m not lying or being “Hey I’m cool because I wanna be like Dooce.” I mean, gee, we both got fired and we both have babies and even though her’s looks like a “frog” and […]

enjoy this due to my poor posting…

Tuesday, July 27th, 2004

FYI– I have reintroduced all my archives and stuff, though they currently only go back to April, when I got fired.
I have to republish everything else to have all my old stuff show up….

I give that one a 2

Tuesday, July 27th, 2004

Does it make me a bad mamma if I watch “A Baby Story” with my child and critique the births on there out loud?
What about reading to her from US Weekly about the lives of Justin and Cameron?

Baby love..

Monday, July 26th, 2004

I went back through Dooce’s archives to this post about boobage and breastfeeding and breast milk…which I lovingly refer to as boob juice. Dude, I totally understand.
I’ve spent the past two weeks with a little munchkin permanently attached to my boobie, gnawing at it, scratching at me, sleeping and mocking me when I try to […]

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