Archive for March, 2004

Bad to be good….

Wednesday, March 31st, 2004

I just went shopping for a photo for the food section. Have a bag full of fancy chocolates and stuff sitting behind me. Just waiting to get put together to turn into a picture.
I want to eat those chocolates and make them pay. Pay for what? Being invented.

I see a note on a conference […]

I’m not sure HOW she does it

Wednesday, March 31st, 2004

The human body is an amazing thing. I mean, the heart can beat on it’s own, you can swallow and choke and have green stuff ooze out of all sorts of orafices. But what really amazes me is the female body during pregnancy.

The hubs (go by and say hi) and I have discussed […]

Shame on you, America.

Wednesday, March 31st, 2004

For the most part, I don’t miss having cable. What I do hate about not having cable, however, is the shit that is on the TV now when we turn it on. Such as last night, when we were eating dinner.

I feel very saddened that the “best” choice out of all those horrible choices was […]

All praise the power of public school!

Wednesday, March 31st, 2004

Just to prove to all of you people who send your little resume-padding child to Harvard, that those people there aren’t any smarter than the rest of us.

Harvard researcher claims to start SARS research center in China but really spends the $$ on one of those Nigerian email scams. He won’t admit that […]

No responsiblity here!

Wednesday, March 31st, 2004

Of course you’re not responsible for the fact that your toddler eats a diet full of junk food.
Nope, not at all. I mean, if the toddler wants to eat only dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets in front of the TV, well then by golly, the kid should get it. Who cares if the rest of […]

Deliriousness sets in

Tuesday, March 30th, 2004

I often find myself having to do interviews about REALLY stupid things. I mean, the type of interview where I only need to ask one question, but since I have to write a certain amount, I just keep asking more and more questions.
And they keep getting worse and worse. Then it gets to the point […]

Dumb terrorists

Tuesday, March 30th, 2004

Good to know that it seems we are fighting againt the world’s most stupid terrorists.
They had “planned” on Sept. 11 to have two different attacks. One on the east coast and one on the west coast, but were surprised how mad the US got and how quickly action was taken.

Typical men, I swear. […]

First assignment

Tuesday, March 30th, 2004

I have my first freelance assignment. Unfortunately, I decided to do it for free (it’s not a paying market) but it’s a magazine and I feel that it would be good for my resume and for when I send out queries. It’s about boobies.
Woo hoo, yeehaw, Ellie is happy and kicking. On the right […]

I feel a big fat “screw you” is in order here

Tuesday, March 30th, 2004

Open letter to the “airlines”:

You know, if you’re going to call something a bereavement deal, well then, it should be a deal. There’s nothing special about your prices. If someone is needing to get a special deal to fly across the country because someone died or is sick, well then, they probably don’t have a […]

Insert play on words here

Tuesday, March 30th, 2004

I am so happy to know that J Ho is really just like me.
You know she’s a bitch, right? Crazy demands like white lillies and 600 ct sheets and limos and high dolar hair people. Never donates to charity.

Well now that everyone hates her (didn’t they already?) she’s really just Jenny Been around the […]

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