Archive for February, 2004

Could it be?

Friday, February 27th, 2004

Perhaps it’s a sign? Maybe this is the chance I’ve been hoping for. You know, if you follow this for any time now, that I’m trying VERY HARD to break into freelance. Very very very hard.

Well, a source that I just interviewed for one of my stories, get this, is an editor at Child Magazine! […]

Arachnophobia, anyone?

Friday, February 27th, 2004

The next time your kid begs you for a pet frog, snake or even a gerbil… show them this article.

Probably my must stupid entry ever

Friday, February 27th, 2004

Please don’t hate me, but I’ve committed a horrible sin. At least, it’s a sin that’s pretty horrible in SJ-land.

I know watch reality television. It started off innocently enough, with Survivor Outback. And then I had to watch Survivor Amazon because someone from my town was on it. Then the next one looked good. Then […]

Avert your eyes

Thursday, February 26th, 2004

I meant to go to the YMCA today and go swimming. I have this fear of putting on too much pregnancy weight and having to work super hard to get it off. But, of course, it snowed today and the whole DAMN CITY had to shut down, including the Y.
So, I pulled out my workout […]

Really no sarcasam, just an observation

Thursday, February 26th, 2004

Aww, look at those two dead little badasses from Columbine. They were so cool, they had to go and kill a bunch of people and then kill themselves. That just shows just how big of pussies they were by ending it all in that library.
Oh, they were picked on. Yeah, you know what? SO WAS […]

I wonder if he grades on a CURVE??

Thursday, February 26th, 2004

Teacher gives student a photo of his crotch.

Yeah, maybe it’s good I dont have cable anymore…

Thursday, February 26th, 2004

Conversation held by me and another person, though I’m only telling you the fun parts I said. He just kinda sat there.
“Have fun, build me a snowman or a snowwoman or a snow hermaphrodite.”
he looks at me.
“Build me a snow hermaphrodite. they’re all over the news.”
he says its in time magazine.
“Yeah I know, hermaphrodites are […]

I take no shit, especially when you smell like shit

Thursday, February 26th, 2004

So gimplicker comes up to me and starts talking about these “A1 stories that blah blah blah.” For those of you who don’t spend your life putting together a newspaper that’s probably most often used to line a birdcage, that means top story, page 1.

He starts going on and on about how we have to […]

Some celebration and some sarcasam, served up with fries

Thursday, February 26th, 2004

Holy crap, I’ve hit 1,000 comments! And it looks like the award for the 1,000 comment goes over to James at Shots and Giggles. There’s your free plug. Enjoy it.
But anyway, that’s not why I’m blogging. I’m here to share the news of why journalism is so damn weird.

So yesterday, remember […]

He must be the smartest man alive

Wednesday, February 25th, 2004

My boss, who I used to call Bossman but am considering changing his name to Yesman or Gimp Licker, just realized that there’s a change that one of the two or so Rabbis in this town will not be at the 130 showing of the passion movie in one of this city’s 20 or so […]

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