Archive for January, 2004

What a guy!

Friday, January 30th, 2004

Parents, don’t be embarrassed if everyone calls your son a wussy boy. He may just jump into an alligator filled pond and save someone’s life just minutes later.

Or is that seven years??

Friday, January 30th, 2004

Seems like idiotic Vietnamese children are eating money.

The coins were re-introduced in December after a 2-decade absence. They will be re-re-introduced in 24-48 hours, in the form of poo.

You won’t miss me after this one!

Friday, January 30th, 2004

I love days where I’m too busy to blog.

Meant to wake up at 8:15 this morning, but that turned into 8:40. Ate my little grits and milk breakfast, high-tailed it to work. Got here and thought about an interview I had to leave for in 30 minutes.
Realized I forgot to write down any questions. Start […]

A very special day, indeed.

Friday, January 30th, 2004

Tomorrow is a very special day. 25 years ago, my bestest friend in the whole wide world was born in Tulsa, OK. And, 21 years after that, I was lucky enough to get to find him.

“You’re more than a lover. There could never be another. To make me feel the way you do. Oh, we […]

Home….on the range….

Thursday, January 29th, 2004

I have to tell you a secret.

We want to go back to Houston. We’re trying to figure out how to do so as I type. The husband found a job he likes in the town we want to live in. It’s a job he is very well suited for.
However, there are many things up […]

Bad baby

Thursday, January 29th, 2004

I once threatened to poke a crying baby on a long flight. I never even thought about dousing it with water.

I don’t care if the rest of the plane thought he did something bad. You know they thought it was pretty funny when he did it.


Thursday, January 29th, 2004

And now, my friends, another reason why I don’t eat seafood.

Parenthood looms

Wednesday, January 28th, 2004

Someone told me to drink OJ the day of my ultrasound so the baby will be more energized or something. Heck, I’ve caffeinated this child so much that the only way it will feel more energized is if I do coke lines in the waiting room.

You know what? I really don’t feel that bad about […]

I’m sticking up for her!

Wednesday, January 28th, 2004

Okay, so yesterday I saw the TV show “living it up with Ali and jack.” let me just first say, that show sucks. Those people seem like they are on a Regis parody show or something. Really. But anyway, Paula Abdul was on and seemed about as thrilled to be there as she would be […]

Brusha Brusha Brusha

Wednesday, January 28th, 2004

Yeah yeah, so these Brits are telling us how much it sucks to pay your own tuition. Dude, you are preaching to the choir here. I know already.

So we won’t go on about how whiny they are at the moment. Instead, I want to comment on the pictures:

They must not have enough money […]

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