Archive for December, 2003

Make the talking voices shut up, already.

Wednesday, December 31st, 2003

You know what?? Why in the hell do we have to hear that a blast occurred in a baghdad restaurant? Even better, in an restaurant in an upscale baghdad neighborhood.
That’s an oxymoron if I’ve ever heard one. Upscale Baghdad. damn, we’ve blown the place to bits. I’m sure there’s not much left to […]

I. Need. This.

Wednesday, December 31st, 2003

Am I a bad person because I REALLY want this maternity jacket?

It’s only $38 and it would look GREAT during those still cool spring months, especially with a pair of boot cut jeans and a cute tshirt.

I need a pair of tweezers here

Wednesday, December 31st, 2003

Hillary laughs at just how small Willy’s willy really is.

I recently saw in an interview that Chelsea Clinton is happy that people say she looks like her mom because “my mom is really beautiful.” (I’m paraphrasing here.)
I’m going to have to disagree on this one.

Here’s one for the new year

Wednesday, December 31st, 2003

I’m not one for New Years Resolutions. But, I think I might make an exception this year and have some. So, here for your reading pleasure, are SJ’s resolutions for the Year 2004. What’s yours???

I will….
1. Give birth to a baby this summer.
2. Change more dirty diapers than I knew was humanly possible.
3. Continue making […]

Year in review

Tuesday, December 30th, 2003

You may not know this, but I hate the media “Year in Review” crapola. Seriously. But, for some reason, I’ve been finding Some Bloggers year in reviews a lot better. So, my friends, here is mine for 2003. Hopefully I can get done with it all before my chicken fried chicken […]

Yeah! My holiday wish granted!

Tuesday, December 30th, 2003

I’m so happy! It is now legal in Utah to show pictures of nude Barbies getting menaced by kitchen appliances.

Holding that social criticism was protected by the First Amendment, the court affirmed a 2001 federal court ruling for Forsythe, who had produced photos of nude Barbies in danger of being attacked by vintage […]

Hey and hi.

Sunday, December 21st, 2003

I will be going out of town for a week tomorrow (on Monday.) I’m going to TRY to post, but you know, I’ll be in Beaumont, TX and the fun just might be too much. But, until then, those of you who know my personal site/blog know that there’s a new big ass belly entry […]

Nobody will be getting this from me!

Sunday, December 21st, 2003

Looking for a quick last-minute stocking stuffer??

Will my vacation start now, please?

Friday, December 19th, 2003

You know what? I don�t think I can ever get over the stupidity of the people I work with. So yeah, we had Secret Santas this week. Actually, I guess they did, because I never heard anything about it. At all. Not one single word until people start going �Are you my secret Santa SJ?�
Fuck […]

Spreading holiday cheer

Friday, December 19th, 2003

You know, I have “secret” ways of causing malintent in my office. Like, just now I turned in a little Christmas present to myself. My expense account. $168.13, please.
Also, when people come in to interview for jobs, i try to give them “Don’t do it!” looks. If people (interns) ask me (which some have, […]

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