Archive for October, 2003

The UT football team is officially Gay.

Friday, October 31st, 2003

For all you college football fans out there, here is proof that the entire UT Football team takes it in the butt.

(I’m dead serious here. I thought this was a parody. But it’s not.)
On the way to Iowa on the plane, it was clam. Everybody fell asleep or watched movies. But on the […]

PR people rant

Friday, October 31st, 2003

Ugg, I’m having to deal with the most stupid PR person. Actually, PR people in general are just idiotic with IQs less than a flea, but I will continue.

Her stupid client didn’t call for the interview yesterday. (You see, he HAD TO CALL ME.) And since yesterday was a bit crazy, I didn’t really care.
So […]

self entertainment can be detramental to your job

Friday, October 31st, 2003

When did I become such a bad worker? Oh wait, I’ve always been one

I haven’t done ANYTHING today. Don’t even WANT TO do anything, either. Someone (with a lack of good social skills, i might add) brought in some catered food. i was craving something with oregeno or whatnot on it (what does that […]


Friday, October 31st, 2003

There’s always been a rumor that Cameron Diaz has bad skin.

I think that this picture will finally confirm that.


Friday, October 31st, 2003

I haven’t done anything in two days. I better get started. But then, I find this story and felt I needed to share with the class.

Fox almost sued itself over a Simpsons parody. I’m not going into it all right here, but here’s what the fake “news ticker” said on the show.
“Study: […]

I like my spam on toast

Friday, October 31st, 2003

You know what? spam sucks. Plain and simple.

But, you remember when they first started trying to use “regular” names like Joe Smith to fool you? (Of course, I caught on when the subject was always RE: Your application.” That would mean, dumbpuppy, that I sent you an email that said “Your application.” Sorry. I didn’t. […]

Wanna see my work?

Friday, October 31st, 2003

Okie dokie. The dreaded dog lady has already called this morning. Seems to not like where her story was put in the paper. Too Bad. Here’s the edited version of the story (with all names and local details taken out.)
Some of yous may not realize, but I got in two good swipes at her in […]

My future…

Thursday, October 30th, 2003

My friend had her baby!

This will be me in eight to nine months….

A new beginning

Thursday, October 30th, 2003

When I was a senior in high school, my Mom sold our house though we didn’t have anywhere to move. You see, we were out of $$ and couldn’t afford to live in our city. Well, one day before church, my Mom said “oh God will handle this.” and I said “God doesn’t care about […]

She makes me laugh…

Thursday, October 30th, 2003

While I’m waiting for an interview (the guy is 45 minutes late) and the test results….I’m a bundle of nerves. So, here are some funny Tina Fey (SNL) comments from the show. She rules!

She once wrote a piece for a workshop in Chicago that featured Catherine the Great complaining about life�s inequity: �You can be […]

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