They’re extra absorbant, you know…

My doctor told me that I’m on “pelvic rest” for 6 weeks. That means no tampons, no sex. Ha, like I’d like to do the latter.

My friend Shannon comes over today and asks if I’m still bleeding. I say yes. She asks if I’m wearing pads or those diapers from the hospital. I say pads and tell her what the doc said about tampons.

“Yeah, like they have tampons that big. I’d have to shove a roll of toilet paper up there just to plug up the hole.”

One Response to “They’re extra absorbant, you know…”

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    April 4th, 2005 22:09

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