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New meaning to the term “lube”

How to know that maybe, just maybe, you’ve been married too long.

(Actual conversation last night, while lying in bed.)

Hubby: Um, I wouldn’t put that Vasoline on your lips anymore.
Me: Why? When I put the vasoline on her butt (Ellie has anal fissures and we have to put vasoline on her poo hole so it doesnt tear) I don’t double dip. I use a different finger every time. Why? Do you double dip?
Hubby: I love you.
Me: Do you double dip in my Vasoline?
Hubby: I love you.
Me: I put that on my lips! How long have you been doing this?
Hubby: Only today. Okay, well maybe yesterday.
Me: You double dip your poo fingers in my Vasoline?
Hubby: We’ll get you a new one.

7 Responses to “New meaning to the term “lube””

  1. Lisa
    July 24th, 2004 02:26
    1

    Welcome to the glamour of motherhood!

  2. Jen
    July 24th, 2004 06:55
    2

    That could totally be a conversation in my house. There is usually a lot of poo talk around here.

  3. Chuck
    July 24th, 2004 07:04
    3

    Go to your local Walmart or whatever and in the pet section grab a can of Bag Balm. Made for cows, but it is the BEST thing for diaper rash and so forth. Check with your Dr. but if they have used it they will recomend it.

  4. Momster
    July 25th, 2004 14:27
    4

    So sorry to hear that. *giggles*

  5. sarah
    July 25th, 2004 15:34
    5

    gross! though, it could be worse i suppose.

  6. bella
    July 25th, 2004 22:25
    6

    I’m sure Ellie’s butt will be fine…I mean you’re sure to have been kissing it, right???

    No seriously, I just want to send you a tub of Blistex Lip Balm (I use it and it works a treat) and the hubby can keep his poopy little double dippping fingers out of it, mkay??

  7. backgammon download
    April 4th, 2005 22:09
    7

    backgammon download
    Conflict is the original meaning of being-for-others. by free backgammon game

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