It only makes sense to hook someone up to 300000 machines, including a damn IV in her wrist that really really hurts (I’m scared of needles so we’re not gonna restick to maybe make it better) and then pump her full of IV fluid to make her piss like a racehorse.

Combine that with the whole cooter thingie…..I change my mind. I don’t want to do this anymore. It’s only going to get worse.

5 Responses to “NOOOOO!!!”

  1. yvonne
    July 11th, 2004 22:30

    Ok, yeah, all of that sucks… ESPECIALLY THE IV. BUT… I promise you when you see her, you’ll forget all of that. Ok, maybe not TOTALLY forget, but it will all be worth it.


  2. Allison
    July 11th, 2004 23:10

    Heh, that’s what I said with my first too. I was laying there waiting for the doctor to show up to start the pitocin drip and started looking around the room. The little bassinet was all set up in the corner I suddenly realized that there would actually be a baby in there in a few hours. MY BABY. The one in my tummy. Then I started thinking about how that baby was going to have to come out of my tummy. Combined with that and all of the equipment that was buzzing around me, I decided that I absolutely DID NOT want to have a baby anymore.

  3. Jenn
    July 11th, 2004 23:21

    Just be sure to use this time to feel free to set loose the profanities. You have a better excuse.

    Even though it is true, I won’t tell you that it is all worth it in the long run.

    (Been through the induction thing 3 times, so I know how much this sucks right now.)

  4. Nicole
    July 11th, 2004 23:47

    Ack! All the excitement that I missed today! Good luck and everything will be fine. You can always get a epidural. I heard they rock although I am way to chicken shit to ever get one. No needles in my back. Have fun and blame it all on the hubs!

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