Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

I have tried as long as I could not to comment on some of the search engine requests that get people here.

Cheesecake breastmilk? What? Are you making cheesecake WITH breastmilk? Yes, it is sweet, but I don’t think it would make a good cheesecake. I hear you should try making them WITH CHEESE. Read: Boob Milk bad. Cheese good.

Of course, we also have fufu vagina. My vagina USED to be a little fufu, but after I had a baby and stopped taking care of it properly, it is more like a fat, hairy, chainsmoking busdriver than some fufu bitch.

I get a lot of Sarcasam/sarcastic queries. Let me explain this to you: If you are having to google How To Be Sarcastic, just don’t try. Keep your no social skills up to par by continuing to pay Grand Theft Auto and Halo 2. Don’t bother trying to learn how to be sarcastic because YOU JUST CAN’T DO IT!

Now if only someone would google Sarcastic Vagina. I’ve never asked it, but I have a feeling it is.

Editor’s Note: I am NUMBER ONE for Sarcastic Cooter. That makes me very happy.

2 Responses to “Do not pass go, do not collect $200.”

  1. Dylan
    November 7th, 2004 23:25

    I too am always reticent to talk about what searches led to my blog, but when something like “pussy rash” leads someone there… well… everyone’s just gotta know…

    Second place for me is “Marcia Clark’s Breasts.”

  2. backgammon game pieces
    April 4th, 2005 18:57

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