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Wait, I’m still here

**Looks around**

I’m still here. No baby yet. (Warning, obscenities ahead.) FUCKING SHIT! WHY ISNT SHE HERE YET? DAMNIT! DAMNIT! (end obscenities.)

I’m glad to know that I will be there for all the important events in her life. Her wedding. Graduation. First day of school. First kiss.

Why???

Because I’ll probably still be carrying this child around in my belly. She’s not going to come. Ever. It is a conspiracy between her and the powers that be to continue making me miserable.

Editor’s Note: To all the women on the pregnancy message board: HOW IN THE HELL HAVE ALL OF YOU HAD YOUR DAMN BABIES ALREADY? HUH? WHAT? IT IS JULY 6!! 6 DAYS INTO JULY! HOW THE HECK HAVE SO MANY BABIES BEEN BORN????

4 Responses to “Wait, I’m still here”

  1. James
    July 6th, 2004 13:22
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    Wear a skirt and do some ‘jumping jacks.’
    I’m no doctor, but I’m thinkin that couldn’t hurt in speeding up the process.

  2. Jen
    July 6th, 2004 14:10
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    Just stay away from the castor oil. It totally doesn’t work and you just end up feeling like crap. And having to crap.

  3. Lauren
    July 6th, 2004 14:13
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    oh shush! My due date was TWO days ago!! *grrr* Yours is tomorrow…I don’t want to hear, I don’t wanna talk about it. I just want this baby out. Dang we sound pathetic LOLOL

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    April 4th, 2005 22:08
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