The birds and the bees for dummies

You know, if you’re going to go to a fertility clinic, you should make sure that you do the deed first.

So these people never did it? Or they just hardly ever did it because they didn’t realize you gotta play hide the weenie to make an itty bitty one? How can they be in their 30s and not realize how to make a baby?

Answer: They’re German.

3 Responses to “The birds and the bees for dummies”

  1. David
    May 17th, 2004 14:52

    What the fuck is wrong with German people….
    How do you not know where babies come from?

  2. Stacy
    May 17th, 2004 23:53

    I am at a loss for words.

    Completely … fucking … speechless.

  3. Mr. Green
    May 19th, 2004 13:57

    Wasn’t this in Catch-22? Seriously.

    A young married couple had visited the doctor for fertility advice. While there, they fidgeted with anatomically correct adult dolls, noted how the dolls’ gentitals fit together, and were shortly thereafter pregnant.

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