Lip sores and hoes

Things that come to mind while watching the Bachelor*:

1. Every time I see him slip the tongue, I can’t help but think “herpes! herpes!”
2. How does he keep wee willy winkie down while kissing all these chicks while wearing a soaking wet bathing suit?
3. If I tell Ellie (aka my fetus) every day that she’s so beautiful and wonderful and sexy and hot, will she grow up to be like Trish?

*I never watch this show, by the way.

4 Responses to “Lip sores and hoes”

  1. Kim
    May 13th, 2004 11:39

    You’re SO right — the herpes that must fly around the set of every Bachelor and Bachelorette show much be astronomical. Between Jesse and Trish, it’s a pretty disgusting thought! (Just wait until the cold-sores start to show up on your lips, ladies. You’ll see.)

    Trish is lame and pathetic.

  2. Kim
    May 13th, 2004 11:39

    Your baby will NOT turn out like Trish, I’m willing to bet. :) Forgot to add that. heh.

  3. bicyclemark
    May 13th, 2004 19:25

    Wait… we’re a little slow on that show in Amsterdam… is this a second season already? I don’t recognize these names.
    I mean.. I never watch the show.. of course.

  4. rules for backgammon
    April 4th, 2005 21:58

    rules for backgammon
    Everybody thinks himself so well supplied with common sense that even those most difficult to please…never desire more of it than they already have. by

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