One hell of a dipstick…

I was reading Mimi Smartypants and she was talking about the “Casual Encounters” section of Craigslist and how people post pictures of their penises. Or weiners, as I like to call them.

It’s true! People really do this! And just to show you, I found one for you. Let me just say this: I am very very very scared.

Also, that link wasn’t safe for work, around children, grandparents or people with a heart condition.

25 Responses to “One hell of a dipstick…”

  1. mace
    October 27th, 2004 21:09

    That can’t be real. Can it?

  2. Sarcomical
    October 27th, 2004 21:43

    i am afraid.

    i’m thinking i should not click it. …huh?

  3. Sarcomical
    October 27th, 2004 21:44

    meaning, i am scared to look. ACK!

  4. Sarcomical
    October 27th, 2004 21:49

    oh *gag* please! somebody help me! i’ve been visually assaulted!


  5. frozenmojo
    October 27th, 2004 22:36

    not that we didn’t know this already, but what they say about men of african descent appears to be true…nonetheless, such visual confirmation is a little…how shall I put it? …ummm…intimidating perhaps??

    my response when it comes to weiners is always the same: “I don’t know how you guys live with those things?!”

  6. Jessica
    October 27th, 2004 22:56

    That was just freakin’ disturbing! :-P

  7. Sarah
    October 27th, 2004 23:39

    That isn’t real is it?

  8. angie
    October 27th, 2004 23:39

    You expect me to put what where??

    Good Lord is that horrifying.

    (And by horrifying I mean ENORMOUS).

    And really, really horrifying.

    I wonder what website he stole that picture from…

  9. Very Mom
    October 27th, 2004 23:51

    AUUUGGGHHHH!!!! Must get sharp object to gouge out my eyes!!

    Seriously though. Is he holding some plastic sex toy up to his crotch? And are his balls SHAVED?

  10. Lujza
    October 28th, 2004 01:29

    Have to agree with “Very Mom”….I think he’s just holding a fake….that can’t be real….it’d come out your throat!

  11. Robotnik
    October 28th, 2004 07:44

    “You can’t

  12. Robotnik
    October 28th, 2004 07:44

    “You can’t HANDLE the truth”

  13. Priscilla
    October 28th, 2004 07:55

    I think that it is a female pleasuring device that just looks very real. In other words, I think it’s a dildo!

  14. dazed
    October 28th, 2004 07:55

    At work or not, I had to click that link…DAMN that is some dark chocolate!!!!

  15. Robotnik
    October 28th, 2004 08:39

    Dazed, that’s: “SEXUAL CHOCOLATE”
    (Coming to America reference)

  16. Caitlin
    October 28th, 2004 09:10

    I wonder if he requires some sort of penis-carrying device. You know, like a banana hammock…for “extra” support. I mean, where would you keep that in your pants? Surely it would bulge on whichever side you tried to put it on? Do you think that when he sits on the toilet, that it touches the toilet water?

    OK, I think I’m totally missing the point of the ad. I’ll keep my gross questions to myself after this.

  17. Gretchen
    October 28th, 2004 09:35

    SJ, I just realized from a recent post (Giddy-Up) that you and I are the same age. I was a little surprised, because you write so well, with so much experience, that I assumed you were older. (I tend to assume too quickly that other people my age aren’t so great at expressing themselves verbally because, well, most of the time they aren’t, or are really immature because, well, most of the time they are.) But now that I know your age, I’m just a little prouder to be the age that I am. :) (Also, your post about being terrified of being a mother and then loving it–that was encouraging to me, because I’m in the terrified phase–and not even pregnant yet!)

  18. jenB
    October 28th, 2004 09:51

    oh my

  19. Antonia
    October 28th, 2004 12:23

    That can’t be called a weiner. It’s a full on pork tenderloin, or something similar.

  20. Curly Girl
    October 28th, 2004 12:29

    holy shit! i have no words.

  21. Robotnik
    October 28th, 2004 12:35

    The Penis Post gets the most comments.
    Gee, what a surprise.

  22. Jazzy
    October 28th, 2004 15:24

    Holy Crapola that is disturbing! And Sugar Land is way to close to me for comfort. ewwwwww

  23. yogagirl
    October 29th, 2004 12:51

    OMG. Sugarland? That’s like 5 miles from me..RIGHT NOW. . I’m scared. Hold me.

  24. Antonia
    October 29th, 2004 22:17

    You guys are a bunch of pussies. Which means you’re supposed to like that kind of thing.

  25. :: jozjozjoz ::
    October 30th, 2004 12:27

    My eyes! My eyes!

    I think I’m blind now!

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