Not a brunette, not yet a blonde

According to BS, she is Okay, whatever. You won’t be missed.

What I find funny, though, is this paragraph:

“It’s amazing what advisers will push you to do, even if it means taking a naive, young, blond girl and putting her on the cover of every magazine.”

Um, you weren’t exactly blond, little girl. It was more of a mousy brown. Let’s not exaggerate, shall we?

6 Responses to “Not a brunette, not yet a blonde”

  1. Cindy
    October 18th, 2004 19:24

    She just keeps getting worse every year.

  2. Heatheranne
    October 18th, 2004 21:46

    I have to admit, I own her last CD. But, in my defense I bought it because Madonna is on it and I’m a huge Madonna fan. (Sadly enough, I do know most of the words and think a few of the songs are kinda catchy.) But don’t tell anyone.

  3. Caitlin
    October 18th, 2004 21:54

    Yeah. I own her last album, too. I listen to it secretly while I’m at the gym. It gives me pleasure to know that I’m bopping away to Britney in front of everyone, and yet NOBODY even knows…how very voyeur…

  4. Sarcomical
    October 18th, 2004 23:37

    she is seriously irritating me now. is it just me or has she been TRYING to be as disgusting as possible lately?

  5. Robotnik
    October 19th, 2004 14:17

    I’ve always maintained that she looked like a feckin’ fish
    (check those wide set eyes)

  6. angie
    October 20th, 2004 02:41

    See, I think this is exactly the same as when she was a “virgin”.

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