They’ve asked for it

I’m just in a bad mood today. I know some of it is because I’m not taking my “happy/crazy pills” anymore, but I don’t care. So, my friends, here comes one hell of a rant. Enjoy!

** Did my doctor really just expect me to take these crazy pills for the REST OF MY LIFE?? i MEAN, I have prescription insurance and I was paying $30/month for them. I think that’s a little high.

** People on message boards still annoy me. Now in my Super Pissed Off state, I’m finally just talking crap back. I’ll probably get banned. Posts I have written: “Is there a reason why people don’t write the word boobs? Obviously we’re all adults who’ve had sex, why treat them like they’re so bad?” and “Anyone who says that if you dont have morning sickness your baby will be ruined is stupid. Stop complaining. I have spent almost all day for 2 months at the toilet and I can’t believe someone would whine about not throwing up enough.”

**Do not, I repeat, do not, tell me that “I’ll change my mind about that when I have kids.” You know what the fuck? I’ve been around more kids in my life than most people. Way more kids. My relatives all hump like bunnies and then move their offspring into my house. If I don’t belive in buying fancy schamncy noise making electronic toys for a 3-year-old, well then damnit, that’s my decision. I’m not going to change my mind for some little kid.

**(This has been edited.) I hate people with big butts in restaurants who walk slow. We’ll just say ah, they annoy me.

**Do not tell me (esp. if I’m not asking) that my already big boobs are getting bigger. I’ve noticed. Thank you very much.

**Do not ask me what I want for Christmas and then buy me something that I would never need or want. Just give me the damn gift card.

That is all for now. More to come, I’m sure.


  1. WEEEEEE!!!! I love it!

    Comment by jhawk — 12/5/2003 @ 2:28 pm

  2. That is supercalifragilisticsarcasticalleohcious!

    Comment by Texas T-Bone — 12/5/2003 @ 2:41 pm

  3. What message boards are you posting on?? Where you can’t say boobs and people complain about no morning sickness??

    And maybe I’m missing something, but what the fuck are you talking about with fat people and restaurants? Do they eat slowly? Do they stand in your way? What? I just don’t get it.

    P.S. Remind me not to ask you out to lunch if we should ever find ourselves in the same vicinity.

    Comment by Laura — 12/5/2003 @ 2:48 pm

  4. It’s GOOD to have you back SJ! Somehow, your evil twin took over the blog and was posting all this mellow yellow crap. I almost sold off my stock stock in pharmaceutical’s!:>)

    Comment by larry — 12/5/2003 @ 6:36 pm

  5. Never say never, you never know.

    That’s all I’m saying…..

    Comment by Melissa — 12/6/2003 @ 4:33 pm

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