And the stupid shall inherit the Earth

Why are stupid people allowed to reproduce??????

This woman got 3 months house arrest after– get this– breast feeding her child while driving 65 miles per hour in her car.

But even more stupid is her claim to innocence:

“Donkers said her husband ordered her by cell phone to breast-feed their 7-month-old daughter to save time while she drove on the turnpike May 8. Police stopped Donkers after a trucker who saw her holding the baby on her lap called 911.
Donkers testified she did nothing wrong because the couple’s religious beliefs require her to follow her husband’s directives. They belong to the First Christian Fellowship for Eternal Sovereignty, which has a history of challenging the government.”

screw that. no man is going to tell me what to do (sorry, honey.) Order me to breast feed? Well I’m about to order my foot up your ass while wearing steel toed boots.


  1. awww, come on darlin - imagine the good times to be had by all if you let me order you when to breastfeed. i’ll even promise not to make you do it anymore after the kid leaves for college.

    Comment by mr. sj — 12/5/2003 @ 1:28 pm

  2. my husband is such a sweetie :)

    Comment by sarcastic journalist — 12/5/2003 @ 1:32 pm

  3. Her name was Donkers? LMAO

    Comment by James — 12/5/2003 @ 1:39 pm

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