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Hey everyone! We did, indeed, brave the crowds this weekend and I�m proud to say that we actually have almost ALL of our Christmas shopping done. I do wonder, however, why it seems to take an act of God to get these salespeople to print out more than one gift receipt. I mean, are we the first people EVER to go and buy two gifts for two different people at the same time? Has that never happened before? You would think so by the way these people look at you when you say �I need two gift receipts, please.� It�s like I have horns growing out of my head. (By the way, they�re not horns it�s just my hair sticking up.)

I�m also starting an estimate on how much food I actually keep down. After contemplating it, I guess I keep down about 30 percent of all that I eat. That�s not that good. I�m off to yet another doctor�s appointment this morning. So hopefully I�ll be more exciting later!

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  1. If the doctor gives you any guff about morning sickness, coat his (or her) shoes with breakfast!

    Comment by Texas T-Bone — 12/1/2003 @ 11:51 am

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    As long as man continues to be the ruthless destroyer of lower living beings he will never know health or peace. For as long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other. by

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