This is for my husband, the douchebag.

Since we are enjoying some sorta-fallish weather (Read: Probably in low 70s/upper 60s now) we walked to go to the drug store. So we’re walking back and talking about crazy pills and post partum and crazy ladies on message boards who suggest taking a good multivitamin instead of talking to someone, when the hubs crosses the line:

“Are your aggressive posts going to reduce in number?”

What? What the fuck are you motherfucking talking about? Me, having agressive posts? What, bitch? What’s up with that shit???

It seems, to my husband, that I am having aggressive posts. “Just three of your last four posts have used the terms ’sons of bitches,’ ‘douchebags,’ and ‘motherfucker.’”

Ha. He said “douchebag.”

Isn’t that the fun, though? I may disappoint James by watching Oprah but I use the term “douchebag” freely. I’m a mother who says “motherfucker.”

Which reminds me of the time when I was in second grade and my friend’s little brother looked at his mom and said “Hello, Mother Fucker.”

So the drugs are starting tonight. I remember, when I went off the drugs, some guy said it was a good thing because I was getting soft in my posts. And right after that I made some very aggressive posts where I declared my hatred for my job and all people in general, right after I called Omarosa from “The Apprentice” a horseface, and we know what happened after all that. Both Omarosa and I got the boot.

Yeah us!

So, will I be more docile in my posts? Will I start talking about what I ate for breakfast? Good grief, I hope not. But we’ll see. But until then…


6 Responses to “This is for my husband, the douchebag.”

  1. Lujza
    October 14th, 2004 19:29

    Take care of yourself…..love reading your posts….you’re “real”…you gotta love that.

  2. Rbelle
    October 14th, 2004 20:37

    Omarosa DESERVED the boot, no doubt. I cuss all the time, is that a bad thing? As a matter of fact when some douchebag trued to tell me that I had to represent someone in court tomm am with about 1 hour notice today, I said LOUD cuss words. To anyone that would listen.

  3. Sarah
    October 14th, 2004 21:19

    Who names their kid Omarosa anyway? She deserved the boot.

    Good luck with the medication, I hope it works out for you.

  4. Robotnik
    October 15th, 2004 06:41

    Maybe her mother meant to name her: Mama Rosa

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