Hey, did you know I have a stick up my ass? Turns out, according to the internet, I do!

What’s up your ass?

PS: I Google Imaged “Stick up Ass” and found this. Funny.

22 Responses to “Ass”

  1. tabitha
    June 23rd, 2005 15:26

    i don’t have outside confirmation of this, but i’m pretty sure that, today at least, some “colleagues” (is that vague enough?) have crawled up there.

  2. peefer
    June 23rd, 2005 15:33


  3. Y
    June 23rd, 2005 15:34

    But it’s not YOUR fault that you have the stick up your ass.

    We might as well tell them the truth.

    I put it there. Because I’m totally in love with SJ’s ass and putting t hings up there gets me all excited.

    BLAME ME, internet!

  4. christina
    June 23rd, 2005 15:38

    hmm, my husband told me I need to pull my head out of my ass today…so, I guess my head is up there.

  5. Jessica
    June 23rd, 2005 15:44

    Crap, mostly. But I’ll have a hair up my ass after I get out of work tonight.

  6. angie
    June 23rd, 2005 15:53

    First-time commenter, long-time reader…

    First, I am so sorry to hear of the stick that has been inserted in your ass. I can only imagine how uncomfortable that must be. Perhaps a bit more fiber in your diet would help the situation?

    Secondly, I try to keep my head in my ass, which not only serves to prevent the insertion of stickage, but also serves as a great conversation-starter at parties. Just something to keep in mind…


    Sorry the internet isn’t playing nice with you. Send ‘em to their room!

  7. Geo
    June 23rd, 2005 15:55

    Last Saturday morning, after a couple of cups of coffee, i made a trip to the bathroom. According to my kids, something crawled up my ass and died. “Jeezz Dad! Light a match or someting, will ya?”

  8. Corrie
    June 23rd, 2005 16:17

    I am constipated still, so you know what’s up there. My husband told me I can stick the paint can up my ass the other day. He is so sweet.

  9. jenB
    June 23rd, 2005 16:23

    the fucking internet is up my ass frankly. hmpf.

  10. Who?
    June 23rd, 2005 16:48

    I wish I had something up my ass….

  11. Robotnik
    June 23rd, 2005 16:50


  12. Kelly
    June 23rd, 2005 17:01

    Let’s see it! :)

  13. Tuesdayef
    June 23rd, 2005 17:08

    caesar salad

  14. Rebecca
    June 23rd, 2005 17:17

    A baby.

    Oh wait…wrong hole.

  15. Crystal
    June 23rd, 2005 17:19

    Currently nothing, but I’ve had a stomach bug, cleared out the stick up MY ass. Is the stick up your ass more comfortable than an enema? Hopefully, it’s a small stick!

  16. Crystal
    June 23rd, 2005 17:22

    Cancel that, the moment I hit send on my comment, my son decided to help me out, he’s not firmly planted in my rear!

  17. Heatheranne
    June 23rd, 2005 19:20

    Currently nothing and as much as my husband begs me, it just ain’t happenin’.

  18. clickmom
    June 23rd, 2005 19:50

    Why in the world would you google “stick up ass” and what did you expect to find????

  19. Sarcastic Journalist
    June 23rd, 2005 21:22

    why WOULDN’T I google “Stick up the Ass?”

  20. Bob
    June 23rd, 2005 23:19

    This is my first time on the internets. I’m shocked at what you people talk about. Shocked. Really Shocked. Bad. Anyway, I guess I’m supposed to tell you what is up my ass. These internets certainly collapse all boundaries of personal decency and privacy. Anyway, I’ve got a crawdad (or mudbug per your local vernacular) crawling up to my colon as I’ve torched its ass with a Zippo monogrammed lighter I got once for being employee of the month. Anyhow, once that mudbug tucks in for the night somewhere in my small intestine I’m going to quit these sick internets forever. God.

  21. Cori
    June 24th, 2005 01:28

    Currently? My panties

    Note to self, don’t bother with the cheap thongs next time!

  22. Elenor
    June 24th, 2005 13:55

    I read medical records for a living and came across this: “Patient reports tip of Fleet enema stuck in rectum, cap not removed prior to administration of enema at home.”

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