What men want.

When a guy on The Real World Says: “Well, uh, the timing sucks and uh I’m just here and the timing sucks” when referring to breaking up with his girlfriend, he really means

“Uh, there’s this roommate who I wanna bang and well, uh, I don’t feel like being labeled a cheater.”

12 Responses to “What men want.”

  1. Robotnik
    October 6th, 2004 15:15

    Stop watching the Real World. Where are they now, by the way…Philly?

    Anyway…stop it!

  2. James
    October 6th, 2004 19:03

    I see someone spent their morning/afternoon like me and watched the Real World marathon on MTV today. Good times!

  3. SJtheMom
    October 6th, 2004 20:20

    I’ve seen 2 from this year (okay, parts of two). And when the girl, Sarah, says things like, “I’m just open with my body. I like to have sex, nothing is wrong with that.” What she really means is “I have zero self-esteem and I need attention. All the time.”

  4. Jenny
    October 6th, 2004 20:54

    MJ, you dog, you. Dumping your scrapbooking girl for that Sarah. Ugh.

  5. Robotnik
    October 7th, 2004 06:33

    SheMom…perhaps, but then again she may really mean: “I’m just open with my body, I like to have sex, nothing wrong with that.”

    When a man says that he’s a Casanova. When a woman makes that statement she has low self-esteem.

    Nothing is black and white. We need to start seeing in greys.

  6. Robotnik
    October 7th, 2004 06:34

    By the way, SheMom…stop writing about TV all the time. Get a life!!


  7. Robotnik
    October 7th, 2004 06:35

    Pardon me, I meant SJtheMom

  8. Texas T-bone
    October 7th, 2004 09:57

    I had a TV once that was black and white.

    As for that dude on the Real World, I guess “dog” is a better label than “cheater”? I sure hope people don’t think being on shows like that is a career boost. I’d never hire anyone who appeared on such a show. Well, probably not.

  9. SJtheMom
    October 7th, 2004 10:10

    I say low self esteem because of all the other actions she took on the 2 shows I watched all screamed of it. This girl needs attention and sex is the way she gets it. (I was much like this in college, myself, so I know of what I speak.) Not trying to pigeon hole her. Just sayin’

  10. Kim
    October 7th, 2004 11:54

    Just wanted to let you know that I’m a fairly new reader to your blog. I think it’s so funny!! And your baby is absolutely adorable!

  11. Robotnik
    October 7th, 2004 13:36

    T-Bone, my good man…don’t you know that these freaks nowadays will take 1 MINUTE in the spotlight, not the 15 that Warhol declared everyone should have.

  12. rules of backgammon
    April 4th, 2005 12:34

    rules of backgammon
    Remember that no man loses any other life than this which he now lives, nor lives any other than this which he now loses. by instructi

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