craigslist blackout edition

All those horney kids up in the NE are now going to Craigslist for their blackout missed connections.

“You were with a blue skirt, puma bag, and two friends. We were crossing the Manhattan Bridge the day of the black out. I though maybe we had shared some glances.”

Dude, get over it. It’s not a missed connection. It is that she was giving you the eye because she and her friends realized you were a pathetic loser who was stalking them.

As you followed her over the Brooklyn Bridge, they looked around, hoping to find a police officer or big burly man to save them. She made eye contact, hoping to scare you off.

One Response to “craigslist blackout edition”

  1. backgammon motif
    April 4th, 2005 20:09

    backgammon motif
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