More boobie fun!

Since yesterday’s picture was so popular…

I had to go to the doctor this morning. At 8am. With Ellie since The Hubs hasn’t forgiven me from Friday’s 2+ hour long dentist visit in which he watched Ellie instead of worked.

Anyway, I show up at the doctor this morning, running late as usual. Since I was running late, I only had time to pump one boob. (Editor’s Note: Of course, my boobs would pick THIS MORNING to be like porn star hard and big. Of course!) Since I had to pump one boob, I picked the boob that was bringing me to the doctor.

When I get there, after going over all the questions, which included the fact that everyone in my family is about to die of heart disease! Woo hoo! I had to get undressed. So I take off my shirt and my milk-stained bra and put on the gown. Ellie is totally pissed and tired so I’m pushing her around the room, in her stroller, while my tits hang out of a doctor-issued gown.

So the doctor comes in and wants to look at my boob. She looks at it. But then? She wants to look at and touch my OTHER boob! And, my friends, that was the boob that hadn’t been pumped!

So, I have one floppy funbag and one porn star boob. I kept saying “sorry.” I was worried I’d start to leak on the table.

The fun never ends.

14 Responses to “More boobie fun!”

  1. martha
    January 18th, 2005 13:04

    didja leak? I’m assuming not since you didn’t tell us about it and I know you wouldn’t have held out on us.

    and was ellie jealous that someone else was touching her funbags?

  2. Emily
    January 18th, 2005 13:27

    So did they tell you exactly what is up with your funbag or did they just waist another co-pay on ya’?

    Hmm…hopefully they’ll give you answers soon which then hopefully you will share with your concerned viewing audience!

  3. muppet
    January 18th, 2005 13:35

    Oh no. Oh no oh no oh no! You’re killing me, SJ. One of these days I’m going to laugh so hard that I CHOKE and die, and you’ll feel sorry.

  4. Very Mom
    January 18th, 2005 14:27

    “Big Floppy Fun Bags” I just laughed for the first time in a week! And hard! With snorty noises! I love you, SJ.

  5. Jazzy
    January 18th, 2005 15:21

    Perhaps I should re-think this kid thing.

  6. LX Robotnik
    January 18th, 2005 16:16

    Jazzy…keep checking this blog. This is all the stuff they never tell you when you’re THINKING about having kids.

  7. Corrie
    January 18th, 2005 17:04

    Seriously…you kill me. Hope the funbags are all good!

  8. Badger
    January 18th, 2005 19:06

    OMG. I got mastitis when my oldest kid was like a month old, and you don’t even want to know how big that boobie got. I couldn’t even fit into my nursing bras. I had to take DS to the doc and in lieu of a bra I had to - I swear to God I’m not making this up - duct-tape a cloth diaper over my enormously lopsided hooters so that if I leaked, I’d leak into that. The humiliation never ends.

    I do hope your funbag is ok, though!

  9. Mrs. Strizzay
    January 18th, 2005 19:51

    Thanks for the picture. The visual in my mind just wasn’t enough.

  10. y
    January 18th, 2005 20:19

    omg!! Mine looked almost EXACTLY like that last week!

    Breastfeeding is FUN!!!

  11. y
    January 18th, 2005 20:27

    ok. why can’t i leave a freaking comment?

  12. Crystal
    January 18th, 2005 22:23

    Oh, the breastfeeding stories I could tell! I totally understand your pain!

  13. Sarcomical
    January 19th, 2005 21:10

    i am rolling - seriously howling, and my throat hurts, so shame on you because it hurts when i laugh.

    and i had to show it to my husband (but not before reading the other one AND showing him pics) and he got a good laugh out of it, too.

    and you know what? when he heard me all laughing and “ow”-ing and wanted to know what was so funny? i said one of my friends just told a funny story.


    p.s. did your eyebrows go all the way away? :(

  14. backgammon freeware
    April 4th, 2005 22:34

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