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The horror!

You know, it’s pretty cool when you tell your therapist something about your family and she is appalled. It makes me feel like my brand of crazy is a little more potent. If your therapist is like “Holy shitballs, batman!” something must be wrong.

And? Don’t forget to “de-lurk.”*

*de-lurk=everyone.must.comment.

21 Responses to “The horror!”

  1. redsaid
    January 5th, 2005 14:35
    1

    De-lurking!

  2. Jenny
    January 5th, 2005 14:38
    2

    Delurks R’ Us…at your service

  3. Antonia
    January 5th, 2005 14:47
    3

    You’re lucky. My therapist always played it really cool, like nothing could shock her. All I wanted was a little recognition, and to feel that my craziness was justified. You’d think for $115 an hour the bitch could have given me that just ONCE.

  4. bluepoppy
    January 5th, 2005 14:48
    4

    *de-lurking* Wow– is this what it feels like to come out of the closet? I feel so, so .. FREE . . .. sort of like shocking your therapist, non?

  5. Sam
    January 5th, 2005 15:08
    5

    Ok! I’m de-lurking. Where’s my prize?!?!? :)
    Enjoy your blog. Big fan!

  6. Tuesdayef
    January 5th, 2005 15:14
    6

    Consider me de-lurked

  7. Fish
    January 5th, 2005 15:40
    7

    Dammit. I post here all the time. Lay off.

    er … sorry. Having a crazy day.

  8. Kristie
    January 5th, 2005 15:58
    8

    I am not lurking…

  9. MollieBee
    January 5th, 2005 17:30
    9

    I hate therapists. I would just lie to them anyway. Nobody’s getting in my brain, thank ya.

  10. jimmy c
    January 5th, 2005 17:49
    10

    Hello. Yes, I am a lurker, can I close my trenchcoat now. . . wait.

  11. Sara from WI
    January 5th, 2005 18:11
    11

    All right! All right! So I lurk! Shoot me!

  12. Cindy
    January 5th, 2005 18:18
    12

    de-lurking from work

  13. Becky
    January 5th, 2005 20:51
    13

    LOL…I always read your blogs to hubby and 16 yo. We love you!! De lurking!!!

  14. melissa711
    January 5th, 2005 21:33
    14

    I dont’ get the ‘not lurking’ thing. I mean, I hate leaving comments like: “OMG! That was so funny!” or saying the same thing everyone else did. I don’t get it.

    Anyway, I’m commenting to this because I LOVE WHEN THAT HAPPENS!!!

    I feel like I’m 5 and my eyes get all huge and my mouth hangs open and I speak in run on sentences and I say, “See! See why I can’t do this? Do you see now!”

    My favorite ‘Freak the therapist out’ had to do with something so horrific my in laws (who I’m not allowed to talk about on the internet…I hope they don’t de lurk!) said to me. It was so freeing and validating.

  15. Luna
    January 5th, 2005 21:59
    15

    My household is strange as well. The cleanin’ lady thinks its really cute to go into my room and switch out the little caps on the contact case so that the L is on the right side. She also thinks its funny to go get my little wooden manniquin that is used to model for painting and make it do ballerina poses.
    I consider her family anyways. That isn’t too bad, is it?

  16. Tess
    January 5th, 2005 22:22
    16

    De-lurking too!

    LOVE it when that happens! I’ve got a great story about my insane (seriously, they are) in-laws, jaws definitely drop! LOL

    Great blog.

  17. Busy Mom
    January 6th, 2005 10:16
    17

    I’m late, but, “Hello!”!

  18. E. M.
    January 6th, 2005 10:31
    18

    Oh LMAOROFLOMG very funny! Love it!

  19. tabitha
    January 6th, 2005 15:32
    19

    being forced to de-lurk. it’s like actually having to say something in class. like when we went to class to find out how to baptize our son and the deacon kept asking questions like “why are you doing this?” and I refused to answer because what I really wanted to say was “because I’m Catholic and I don’t want my child to burn in the fires of hell for eternity.” But really they hardly ever bring up the fires of hell in Catholic churches in the US anymore. And in some ways that’s just sad, because it means that you’re not afraid to not answer in class. So, see, it would have been better if you’d said “de-lurk or burn in hell.”
    And that’s what happens when you ask the lurkers to expose themselves.

  20. debutaunt
    January 7th, 2005 13:00
    20

    That’s like when I went to confession for the first time in like 27 years.

    Bless me father, for I have sinned. It’s been 27 years since my last confession.

    “OH MY GOD!”

    you know you are in trouble when you make a priest say the Lord’s name in vain.

    I made him do it twice too.

  21. free backgammon game
    April 4th, 2005 22:31
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    free backgammon game
    Man is by his constitution a religious animal; atheism is against not only our reason, but our instincts. by backgammon freeware

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