Piddle here, piddle there

I think, deep down, we’re all a little OCD. Sure, some of us may be a little more than others, but I definately have my fair share of obsessive compulsiveness.

Such as, in high school, I had to flip the lights on 3 times before I could leave the house. Annoying as it was, I found myself oddly comforted by doing so.

As an adult, my obsession has changed. I absolutely can not go to sleep if I have to pee. I’m talking if there is one little pee dropelt in there, I will run to the potty to go. So imagine me, every night, laying in bed, wanting to sleep, but knowing there is pee in there and I have to get it out.

It is the same way if I’m going on a walk or to somewhere where there isn’t a bathroom. I’m compulsive. I pee every ten seconds before we leave “just to make sure I have it all out.”

My doctor once told me to stop drinking before bedtime. Hello! Doesn’t she know that the prime thirsty hour is when one is brushing her teeth and popping the 20 pills she must take everyday?

Just stop drinking? Hello! Are you NUTS?

Every night, I have to resist the urge to piss my pants. Sometimes, I lay there, as the Hubs sleeps blissfully beside me, and I think “I should just pee my pants and get it over with.”

I mean, my child has peed and crapped in my bed and I have been known just to move over and go back to sleep. What would a little of my own piddle do?

Then I realize that the wet underwear would bother me and I’d have to get up and change them. And…you guessed it…go potty.

So….I accidentally came across THESE when looking on ebay for cloth diapers. Cloth diapers for THE BABY.

And even though they are totally for sexual adult fantasy purposes, I find them intriguing. Then I could finally go to sleep without having to run to the bathroom 100 times!


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  1. LMAO! I hear ya with the getting every droplet of pee out. I think it stemmed from being pg and how much it sucked to go pee and then go sit back down to find out you have to pee again because you didn’t get it all out the first time. It was such a pain!

    Comment by AyEnDeeAreEeAyAitch — 1/3/2005 @ 5:27 pm

  2. I have this problem, and I even tried to stop drinking before bed. WHATever. My husband is continually surpised by how many times I can go to the toilet before bed, and that I actually manage to pee each time. The only thing that has stopped me from just going in the bed is the thought of how quickly the pee would go cold. I’ll be your Tena Lady!

    Comment by Beth — 1/3/2005 @ 5:34 pm

  3. Those are some sexy diapers.

    Comment by mace — 1/3/2005 @ 6:57 pm

  4. Thought you might find this interesting:

    Comment by Dablues73 — 1/3/2005 @ 8:45 pm

  5. What is it with the number 3? I used to count to 3 each time before I would do something and then I would do it 3 times. That included having thoughts. I would count to 3 and then think the same thought 3 times.

    God that was annoying.

    Comment by Auty — 1/3/2005 @ 10:55 pm

  6. I’m so glad to know I’m not the only person out there who absolutely must pee before bed. I probably get up at least three times before falling asleep to do it, because I am such a freak. I can’t even use pregnancy as an excuse - I’ve done it long before I had kids. Pregnancy just made it worse.

    Comment by meredith — 1/3/2005 @ 11:49 pm

  7. If you buy those, you MUST pose for us in them, LOL.

    Comment by caitlin — 1/3/2005 @ 11:54 pm

  8. I have total OCD tendancies too. There are just some things that have to be done ‘just right’. Like folding the clean laundry - no way I’m letting my husband do it, because he won’t do it right. LOL Same goes for making the bed. If he does it, I will have to ‘fix’ it - because it will drive me crazy if I don’t.

    *Sigh* So glad to know I’m not the only crazy in the world!

    Comment by shaunacat — 1/4/2005 @ 9:09 am

  9. I used to have an iron bladder, but now it’s more like a coffee filter. When I start to percolate, I gotta go, too. I’m a real drag on long road trips.

    Comment by Texas T-bone — 1/4/2005 @ 2:32 pm

  10. And you just happened to find that listing on ebay because……


    I too have to wring out every last drop and dribble of pee before I can go to bed. It’s like a ritual…pee….get into bed….pick up my book, find my page…..go pee again…..come back read a page….pee a little more….and so on until I’ve been doing this for about an hour and I’m finally tired.

    I suppose it’s better than valium.

    Comment by Karyn — 1/4/2005 @ 5:05 pm

  11. why are people MODELLING these things??? i just find that creepy.

    Comment by jamie — 1/5/2005 @ 8:49 am

  12. i pee like that before bed. but even worse is when I wake up in the middle of the night - as long as I don’t think about peeing i’m fine but should the thought even cross my mind i HAVE to go (whether or not i need to) or else I’ll lie there, not sleeping, wondering if I should get up and pee.

    yup, we’re all a little OCD.

    Comment by martha — 1/5/2005 @ 9:35 am

  13. man, if i hadn’t escaped from houston i would so totally hang out with you….. we could talk about obsessive peeing, bake brownies an’ shit, take crazy pills, and pump (in style!!) together. now i’ll just have to settle for your blog - i’ll take what i can get :)

    Comment by perl — 1/6/2005 @ 12:14 am

  14. backgammon rules
    Since the order of the world is shaped by death, mightn’t it be better for God if we refuse to believe in Him, and struggle with all our might against death without raising our eyes towards the heaven

    Trackback by backgammon rules — 4/4/2005 @ 10:31 pm

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