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Christmas Hell, Part One

Did you hear that there was a major snow storm in the United States? Did the news forget to tell you THAT I GOT TO FEEL ITS RATH?

Oh yeah. Why would it be that the day we chose to drive from Houston to Dallas to Tulsa would be the day that all Hell would break loose on the roads of Texas?

Anyway…we made it. I forgot to tell you we were leaving, internet. But we made it. And what do we do when we get to Tulsa?

We go to Super Wal-Mart. Two days before Christmas. Why? Because we are idiots.

Luckily for me, I had my cameraphone with me.

NOTE: SOME OF THESE PICTURES ARE WAAAY TOO BIG. BUT. THIS IS NOT MY COMPUTER. THEY DON’T HAVE PHOTOSHOP. I DON’T KNOW PAINTSHOP. DEAL. OKAY? SO INSTEAD OF LAUGHING AT MY CRAPPY TECHNO SKILLS, COUNT THE FRECKLES ON MY FACE OR SOMETHING. MERRY FREAKING CHRISTMAS.

Here’s me in the cosmetics department of Wally World.

At least the ponies were having a good time.

Cramping, indigestion and nausea hit me again tonight. Here’s me with the Tums.

And my cookies? I spent all that time to make something that looks like pink pooplets.

But, don’t worry. I have my trusty pump to keep me company. Tonight I’m pretending it is a gun.

4 Responses to “Christmas Hell, Part One”

  1. Curly Girl
    December 24th, 2004 00:18
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    i love the pink cookies! they look goood. and they match my sweater. i’m glad u made it through the snow.

  2. Mari
    December 27th, 2004 19:11
    2

    Cookies and breast milk Mmmmmmmm! LMFAO!

  3. Mari
    December 27th, 2004 19:12
    3

    oh and once again, with the eyebrows, you. Flucking perfection. I hate you.

  4. backgamon rules
    April 4th, 2005 22:28
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    backgamon rules
    Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm. by backgammon p

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