Left lane closed. Merge to the right.

Ugg. I’m back from my vacation to Tejas. Yes, I had a wonderful, fun filled time that I’ll get into later. But, for now, I’m in the mood to blog about something else.

Anyway, we had one of THOSE flights today. You know, its a tiny ass little airplane that we get to ride in to fly literally 1/2 way across the country. The puddle jumper with lawnchairs for seats. So, we get on the plane late - that should be the first sign, after offering to give up our seats for free tickets if we take a later flight, though they didn’t need us to do so (they never do.)

We sit on the runway for an hour. That’s an hour AFTER I thought to myself “Gee, these seats suck.” We sit. And wait. And wait more. People had our seats. We kept playing musical airplane chairs until I sat next to my husband. He’s 6′4. Not much room for me in the puddle jumper. We take off. Someone starts spraying hairspray. And then it smells like garbage, though I bet someone has farted. And then the fart comes again. Now it smells like hairspray and fart.

I read an entire book. Why is the flight taking so damn long? We FINALLY get back here. Its late. I’m tired and definately grumpy. My husband realizes the crazed look in my eye. I start screaming about stupid stuff.

It’s all very wonderful. So, welcome to my new blog. All thanks to Allison at Javamama for hooking me up. She also made the site pretty. It rocks!

I hope yall like it. It makes me smile and that, after sitting on a fart smelling plane that was the temp. of a sub zero fridge, is a good thing.


  1. Hey, look at you lookin’ all cute and shit over here! I’m so glad you like it and I’M GLAD YOU’RE BACK!

    Comment by Allison — 8/13/2003 @ 4:28 am

  2. Wow! Looks right smart here! Allison is an awesome hostess!

    Comment by Kate — 8/13/2003 @ 6:18 am

  3. Hey! I moved, too! My new digs aren’t as fancy, but it’s being worked on somewhat.

    Whatta flight! I’ve only had puddle-jumpers on short flights (like Lubbock to DFW). Ugh. Glad you had a good trip, though.

    Comment by Texas T-Bone — 8/13/2003 @ 2:57 pm

  4. Looks great!

    Comment by Busy Mom — 8/13/2003 @ 6:03 pm

  5. sweet set-up!


    Comment by Stacey — 8/13/2003 @ 7:20 pm

  6. Awesome layout!! I really like the colors.

    Comment by jesse — 8/13/2003 @ 7:44 pm

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