She didn’t graduate high school, really?

Goody! I’ve been meaning to search the BS (That is, Britney Spears) post-wedding poem she wrote for her website.

Here it is.

The highlites for those of you too lazy to click:

A honeymoon at last, to get away from it all
My assistant Fe gave me the call.

I remember it well, as she was smilin’
She said it was called Turtle Island.

and, my personal favorite…

A meal, a shower and some ice cream
Then I threw my man down, you know what I mean

7 Responses to “She didn’t graduate high school, really?”

  1. Kati
    November 17th, 2004 22:22

    OMG she wrote that? Yuck. Or yikes. Either one.

  2. Robotnik
    November 18th, 2004 07:33

    …and people buy her shit nevertheless.

  3. Gretchen
    November 18th, 2004 12:32

    And I’m supposed to want to raise children in this world?

  4. Jessica
    November 18th, 2004 14:31

    I don’t know whether to laugh my ass off or cry like a baby at how horrible it is. I think I’ll do the former…BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!

  5. Antonia
    November 18th, 2004 16:43

    That’s too much for words. I have never, ever, ever, read such an obscenely crap pile of horse shit in my entire life. “I grabbed my pink dress and my favorite lipstick”?! Oh, the passion Britney. How is it that people like this are more famous than, let’s say, WB Yeats? I wonder if she writes her own songs?

  6. Mari
    November 19th, 2004 00:48

    Ah yes, BS… lmfao! this is my fave line:
    “Magical nights filled with stars
    Silence is golden, no running cars.”

    No running cars? She is so CLEVER! :|

  7. backgammon & chess travel games
    April 4th, 2005 22:22

    backgammon & chess travel games
    Religion in its humility restores man to his only dignity, the courage to live by grace. by backgammon download

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