Pictures, we’ve got pictures!

Thanks to Auty, all yall have to see pictures of my glorious offspring.

I start my day off by chasing my child around with the Eeyore doll.

Then I teach her how to do the “sexy” pose. (Note: she did this on her own. She’s so smart. And so sexy.)

Then we practice our “happy” face.

Then we all go on a walk together on the country club golf course. We’re teaching her to totally disregard the rules at an early age.

After that, we fall asleep. (Note to freaker outers: We do not sleep together in the bed like this. I fell asleep while feeding her. Please put down your phone. You need not call CPS.)

13 Responses to “Pictures, we’ve got pictures!”

  1. Auty
    August 19th, 2004 01:12

    That pink onesie looks familiar. Don’t remember oh shit, I can’t remember shit!

    But she’s so CUTE!

  2. Lujza
    August 19th, 2004 02:07

    Awwww, she’s a real cutie!

  3. Mia
    August 19th, 2004 03:16

    She’s got that sexy pose down pat…but she looks a wee bit torked off at Eeyore. She’s adorable.

  4. Sabrina
    August 19th, 2004 08:09

    I think the picture of you two sleeping looks adorable!

    *side note* Who cares if you were to co-sleep? Most of the world does it with no problem. Screw anybody who tries to tell you how to parent your baby!

  5. Hilary
    August 19th, 2004 08:39

    She’s gorgeous!! I cracked up at the picture of her and Eeyore. Her expression is adorable. Nice pic of her and daddy too. Daddy’s and their baby’s always make me smile!

  6. Nicole
    August 19th, 2004 11:35

    Wow, she is starting to look so big! What a little cutie and I love that little cute pose one!

  7. Shylah
    August 19th, 2004 11:43

    She IS a beauty - and she looks just like you, especially in that picture of her smiling.

  8. Very Mom
    August 19th, 2004 13:34

    Aw, so cute - and we sleep like that all the time!
    I’m still crying after laughing about the note from the suckee. OH_MY_FREAKING_HECK!!

  9. Amanda
    August 19th, 2004 14:17

    I’m just in awe that you still find the time to shave your pits.

  10. Kim
    August 19th, 2004 22:39

    What a beauty!

  11. jenB
    August 20th, 2004 01:47

    Awwwwww! to the Nth degree

  12. Michele
    August 20th, 2004 14:40

    HEaH! I know she got that sexy pose from you! she’s a doll!

  13. rules of backgammon
    April 4th, 2005 22:15

    rules of backgammon
    There are two sides to every question. by backgamon rules

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