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Thursday, September 22nd, 2005

This is three blocks away from my house. The highway has all traffic going north. It is a parking lot.

I stopped by the gas station and saw this (bad picture.)

There is no gas. All those people? They’ve run out of gas and are now camping out on the roads. I met a family, a cute […]

This Will Even Make The Men Ovulate

Friday, August 26th, 2005

Good grief, I can’t believe this cutie is MINE. How can I get annoyed with her for only taking a 45 minute nap when she looks like this?

Potty Mouth

Wednesday, May 25th, 2005

I had two forms of delusion when I was pregnant. The first was the “My Baby is Going to be Crazy” delusion. I’m not sure what I expected, but I think it had something to do with her biting the heads off bats and drinking chicken blood.
Luckily, my child came out and she has never […]

Celebrity Babies Have Nothing on This!

Tuesday, May 24th, 2005

I’ll tell you, Internet. I had an experience at Disney World that I wanted to tell you about but had to wait for the pictures. Guess what? I now have the pictures.
So on Saturday, after a morning at the Animal Kingdom, we head over to Epcot. We go to the new ride, Soarin’ to get […]


Tuesday, May 17th, 2005

Before I continue on with this post, I have to tell you that we got back yesterday. Unfortunately, “someone” who has been having weird problems decided to have more problems while on vacation. I have two words for you. Skin rash. Actually, it wasn’t as bad as that picture, but let’s just say that The […]

For Ty!

Monday, March 21st, 2005

Photographic Evidence that my boobies are a bit smallerish.

Boobs of Titanic Proportions

Friday, February 25th, 2005

I have always worn a two-piece bathing suit, except for when I HAD to wear a one piece in lifeguard training class. The funny thing is that I’ve always been self conscious of my belly as it is a little flabby. Basically, to put it nicely, I gain weight in the middle.
I am also […]


Wednesday, February 16th, 2005

It’s self portrait Wednesday.

I’d like to call this one “Mommy is really tired and Daddy’s working late tonight.”

Don’t forget da baby!

Friday, February 11th, 2005

For those of you who don’t have an actual paper in front of you, Ellie is famous, too!
Click here.

Ellie Month Seven

Thursday, February 10th, 2005

Dear Ellie,
In a few days, you turn seven months old. I can’t believe that you are seven months old! I say that every month, but really, every month I’m just surprised at how big my little girl is becoming.

I guess that I’m coming to the realization that you aren’t always going to be itty bitty. […]

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