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This isn’t a post. Just a few little thoughts.

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005

Free internet? Waterfront property? Dude, sign me up.

Is it bad that while watching the finale of “The Biggest Loser” on NBC last night, that I went and ate a bunch of ice cream?

Is it even worse that I wanted to send in a picture of my pregnancy belly and say that I can’t figure out why I keep gaining weight?

America’s Funniest Home Videos (Yes it is still on and NO I don’t watch it) wanted people to send in tapes of pouring milk into a glass in an unusual way. All I could think of was some lactating woman squeezing her titties over a cup.

Someone called me today to ask about antidepressants. All I could think was “Is it that …


Saturday, September 17th, 2005

I’m assuming the “fraud” must have something to do with the size of his weiner. I mean, hello. Couldn’t she have at least Googled him?

Are we really surprised to see this? That’s like saying they were shocked to learn she doesn’t eat.

How to depress yourself.

When you get bored, make carrot cake. Even if you hate carrot cake, because, you know, it looks purdy.

Bits of Tid

Thursday, June 9th, 2005

1. A lady in a childcare center told me today that my child is very “self-sufficient.” They also said she “talks” a lot, which is cool because, man she’s my child.
2. A big fat “Ha! She’s self sufficient” to all the people who said I held my child too much.
3. My husband should really learn to appreciate the fact that I call him at work and say “I’ll tell you a secret if you can tell me what the ’show me state’ is.”
4. If you think you’ve locked your keys in the car while you’re out in public, it is a good idea to check the side pocket of the diaper bag before you call your husband at work and …

Oprah related random order

Monday, May 2nd, 2005

Things I’m thinking about, in a random order:

1. Today’s Oprah. Jerry O’Connell is totally gay. He has a thing for Nate.
2. The artist formerally known as Rebecca Romijn-Stamos? TOTALLY PREGNANT. Stop trying to cover it up, biznitch.
3. Since when is not having a decorated apartment such a HORRIBLE HORRIBLE thing? Again, this is Oprah related.
4. Sitting at the pool in a bathing suit, typing on your laptop? WEIRD.
5. I might have accidentally bought two maternity shirts at a consignment store today. You know, to kick my ovaries into overdrive.
6. Miss E has a thing for Dr. Phil. Also, my Mom SWEARS she said “Oprah.” I think I’m going to cry.
7. I think that people who create Wal-Mart commercials …

A small random order

Sunday, February 27th, 2005

I’ve been sitting around, trying to think of something to post. A tidbit will come to mind, then another one will hit me while I sit on the couch. However, after much thought, I decided none of them are actually worth writing about.

Instead, I’ll entertain with a few random thoughts from the mind of yours truly.

1. While sitting at church this morning, I could not stop staring at the guy in front of us. He had dandruff. I wanted nothing more than to brush the white flakes off his collar. Why didn’t his wife tell him he had dandruff? Oh yeah, because her curly haired son also used a straightening iron on his hair. This family was a “hair don’t.”

2. …

Belated thanks…

Tuesday, November 30th, 2004

Was I supposed to be thankful last week? I mean, I see all these people listing how thankful they are and there I was, all busy kissing baby cheeks and eating cake.

Who am I? Horrid person!

So, here is a belated things to be thankful for list.

1. Cherry vanilla dr. pepper.
2. Blue Bell ice cream
3. cold weather in Houston– FINALLY!
4. Getting to stay home instead of going to some sucky job every day.
5. Baby smiles.
6. Husband smiles.
7. my blog
8. my new kickass apartment
9. Round brushes that make layers look less layery.

Things I’m not thankful for:
1. Having to give gift cards to people because someone is mean and says I can’t buy the damn gift.
2. wearing socks only. I feel nasty. Barefoot …

Wholesome Random Goodness

Wednesday, November 17th, 2004

Wholesome random goodness for you to think about while I take a shower:

1. When I was in the fifth grade, I chipped my front tooth on a paper cutter. Think about it.
2. The other day, while I was standing in line at the fabric store to buy fabric for a very unGodly price (actually, it was a great deal, it just cost a lot BUT WAS WORTH IT.) I saw a very interesting person. It was a “little person,” but I like to call them midgits and she was hispanic and had a mullet. I felt like I won the lottery with that one.
3. The Hubs and I have discussed putting up a picture on the Craigslist section where people …

Randomly speaking

Friday, October 22nd, 2004

1. I found the nipple video shot before he sent it. We were watching and I see my “moonpie” and on screen, I’m tucking it back in. Somehow he missed that one. I’m pointing like, hello, boobie!
2. We are most likely moving out of the apartment November 5.
3. Oreos are good.
4. Ellie has a tooth. My boobs are crying.
5. You haven’t lived until you’ve changed a barium poop diaper. Instead of the normal mustard yellow/green clumps, it is thick, creamy and pale yellow. It is like an easter egg in her pants!
6. Instead of fall, it is still SUMMER here in Houston. I’m so glad I moved to the hottest place in the US right now. We’re even hotter …

Random Nothingness, Part Dos.

Thursday, October 14th, 2004

Roundup of things that may or may not matter to anyone but me:

1. Seven Up Plus is a disappointment. Don’t buy it. It reminds me of the flouride they put in your mouth at the dentist, mixed with carbonated water.
2. I would like to be on the opening credits of The Apprentice because I can make a good “serious, but I can still smile” face.
3. Haircut. Will I ever get one? Probably not.
4. I will be in Albuquerque, NM on Halloween. Come Trick or Treat at my Mom’s house, mkay?
5. We are hopefully leaving the kiddo at my sister’s and going to Six Flags Fright Fest in two weekends.
6. The maple smell of my armpit makes me want waffles.
7. If …

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