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Thursday, January 19th, 2006

I have a feeling that my husband has a few favorite parts of his day. The first part would be my phone call to him at work, usually somewhere between 11 and 2, where I update him on events as they happen.
Him: “How are you? What are you doing?”
Me: “Fine. Bored. Ellie is trying […]

everything I learned About Hypnotizing Myself, I learned on the Internet

Wednesday, January 4th, 2006

After weeks of walking around bags and boxes, I finally started to unpack Little Jizzy’s clothes. You see, I peed on a stick and then a rabbit died and all the suns and moons and stars worked together and said “By golly, I think you’re with child!”
Then they told me that child would be born […]

Mommy Guilt

Wednesday, December 7th, 2005

The first time I felt “Mother Guilt” was shortly after Ellie was born. I think it was that night, when, in desperation to get some sleep, I sent her off to the nursery. I remember thinking “what have I done? How could I send that baby off like that? She’s so little.”
I still believe that […]

New Leaf

Wednesday, August 10th, 2005

I’ve been throwing around an entry in my head about “turning over a new leaf,” but honestly, it’s just a bunch of crap. Not because I don’t want to turn over a new leaf, I do very much, but the truth is it is hard to do so.
I’m in a rut. I know I’m in […]

U R Not Alone

Friday, July 29th, 2005

If there’s anything about me that I could get The Hubs to vouch on, it is that I’m not too big on certain types of attention. It is one thing if I stand up in front of a group and am choosing to act funny, another when the attention comes from somewhere totally different.
Thank you […]

Truth

Thursday, July 28th, 2005

I’m not completely honest with you, Internet. I’m not completely honest with anyone, including myself. I find this odd, because I’m really big on honesty.
Before I continue on, I will be writing this in stages and hitting “publish” because I do not know how long it will take me to write this and I do […]

The Rock is the Hard Place

Wednesday, July 27th, 2005

As I was sitting in the “waiting area” of my therapist’s office today, I decided I wanted to write about watching the other people who are there before or after me and how I secretly think “Crazy!”
Ha!
Without going into too much detail regarding my therapist, I realized that our convo today left her a […]

And on the seventh day, they thanked the Lord for Tom Cruise

Monday, July 18th, 2005

“Thank you Tom for standing up and saying something about it.”
Even though I saw “War of the Worlds” (please don’t hate me, the previews got me a long time ago) I was more than happy when the “Tom Cruise is a god” media frenzy went away. Tired of his jumping on the couch, fist pumping, […]

Changes in Latitude, Changes in Attitude

Monday, July 18th, 2005

There are days, sometimes they come more often than not, where you think “I want to get away from this.” Days where even what you eat for breakfast (oatmeal vs quick bowl of cereal) is dictated by the screams of a little one.
Days where you look at that little one and say “Is it […]

Odd Man Out

Friday, July 8th, 2005

My therapist likes to tell me lots of things about myself. I think that she’s correct; she’s good at seeing the sides of me that I don’t want to see.
I’m realizing that I set myself up for failure every weekend. I remember, when I “worked” outside the home, that the weekends were a time to […]

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