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Sunday, July 11th, 2004

“Shouldn’t we be buying porn or something?”
That would be what I said to the Hubs as we stood in a Blockbuster last night, trying to figure out what to do on our last full night of non-baby life. Instead, we got “Secret Window.”
We should have at least hit the liquor store and bought some […]

The pregnant dance is your chance to do the hump…

Thursday, July 8th, 2004

No baby yet. Just in case you were wondering.
Why do people get all huffy when they say to “do it” to make yourself go into labor and you say you don’t want to???
Rolls eyes. Whatever. Got them membranes stripped again. If she doesn’t come on her own this weekend, we will be going to […]

Wait, I’m still here

Tuesday, July 6th, 2004

**Looks around**
I’m still here. No baby yet. (Warning, obscenities ahead.) FUCKING SHIT! WHY ISNT SHE HERE YET? DAMNIT! DAMNIT! (end obscenities.)

I’m glad to know that I will be there for all the important events in her life. Her wedding. Graduation. First day of school. First kiss.
Why???
Because I’ll probably still be carrying this child around in […]

And that, Ellie, is how your mamma went crazy.

Friday, July 2nd, 2004

Thought you were going to go a whole day without me whining about pregnancy, eh??? HAHA, how wrong you were.

You see, a few weeks ago I said “I bet I go into labor on July 2.” And then I had said “I bet I’ll go into labor on the full moon.” And that happens to […]

Baby babble

Thursday, July 1st, 2004

Membranes are stripped. Didn’t hurt at all. Wonder if I’ll go into labor????? BTW, now I know why everyone says I look “so little.” I’m measuring 37 weeks. But I’m really 39. How do I know for sure??
Natural Family Planning. Gets you “in the know” with your cooter.
PS– didn’t hurt at all! I want […]

Get me some lube!

Wednesday, June 30th, 2004

Is that a baby’s head up your ass, or are you just really constipated and enjoy sitting on the toilet??
I’m gonna say it is the baby’s head. I have a feeling it is almost as fun as shoving a gerbil up there. Either way, with both you gotta go to the hospital for someone to […]

Pictures, she’s got pictures…

Tuesday, June 29th, 2004

I just wasted a whole bunch of time, but have made it so now I can download some pictures onto my old blogger site.
So, I just downloaded a picture taken of me this Sunday. I’m doing it this way so I can keep my privacy for now.
Update: If you can’t see it, you can […]

Waiting game….

Monday, June 28th, 2004

So here’s this story saying that ultrasounds show babies doing all kinds of crazy shiznit in the womb. Well, duh. Ask any pregnant woman and she could tell you that her baby is doing the crazy dance in there.
They say 12-week-old fetuses can “walk” through the womb. Well, my 38.5 week old fetus […]

2 weeks or 2 days?

Friday, June 25th, 2004

You know you’re a wimp when your doctor asks you, while you’re spread legged on the table, if you want her to strip your membranes and you waver and say “Uh no!! No! NO!”
And that’s after you say you just want this pregnancy to be over with.
I guess I’m all talk. Possibly having a baby […]

Nobody will believe I have technical difficulties if I keep posting….

Monday, June 21st, 2004

I learned a very important lesson tonight. If you don’t want anything to come out of your boobs, it is best not to squeeze your nipple because “it looks a little moist.”

Yes, you might have just dried off, and you have just gotten out of the shower and before that you floated around in a […]

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