Hello, my name is The Sarcastic Journalist. Yes, it says that on my birth certificate. My parents obviously had high aspirations for me.

I'm pretty much your average, run-of-the-mill person. I used to get approached with the whole "Do I know you" thing, though that doesn't happen much anymore. That's kind of good because it freaks me out when I catch people staring at me.
I live in the suburbs in Texas, which is totally not as exciting as one may think it is. I live in a town that I jokingly refer to as "White People Land." There are no black people, democrats, vegans or people that don't circumsize their children here. If you're looking for rich, white Republicans, you've come to the right place!

I obviously don't fit in too well here.

I have a wonderful husband, referred to as "The Hubs." We met in 2000, married in 2002 and procreated in 2004. The result of that is our daughter. I decided that I didn't change enough diapers so I got pregnant again. The Second Fruit of Our Loins, Little Jizzy, will be joining us in Feb. 2006.

For those of you playing along at home, that will make my children 18 months apart.

I started this little website in March of 2003. In April of 2004, I got fired for it. I get really tired of being referred to as that "girl who got fired for her blog."

So, that's about all. Thanks for taking the time to stop by and read this little piece of the web. It's not always funny or sarcastic, but it is Real. If you don't like what I have to say? Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

If you'd like, you can email me at SJ (at) Shenuts (dot) com. I really love getting email and I TRY to always answer them. If I didn't answer yours, we'll just blame the baby, okay?

Note: If you are related to me by marriage or blood, please do not read this site. You will not like what you see here.

And, of course, all work copyrighted by me. So don't suck.

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